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A bus driver picked up an old lady. She sat behind him. After a while she gave him some nuts. Not being rude he accepted and gobbled them up. Every few more stops she gave him more nuts... He kept on eating.

The driver was confused now and asked ' Where are you getting all these nuts from?'

The old lady replies ' I can't chew them. I only like the chocolate around them. '

2007-03-09 15:30:00 · 9 answers · asked by David The Visionary 4 in Cars & Transportation Safety

9 answers

hehe, thats a good one. thank you

2007-03-09 18:51:26 · answer #1 · answered by FreakGirl 5 · 0 0

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2016-12-14 15:17:35 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Otay

2007-03-10 06:36:46 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Ya cannot teach a granny to suck nuts
Doh! Sorry I meant eggs lol

2007-03-09 15:53:36 · answer #4 · answered by Chris W 4 · 0 0

cause he found out he missed out on the chocolate

2007-03-09 16:25:08 · answer #5 · answered by schnauzer2 3 · 0 0

That was a good one

2007-03-11 00:12:25 · answer #6 · answered by oldmancripplecrotch 3 · 0 0

yeah i heard this b4 but grossssss!

2007-03-09 15:36:14 · answer #7 · answered by Azn Street Racer 5 · 0 0

Thanks for the laugh!

2007-03-10 02:36:35 · answer #8 · answered by fred35 6 · 0 0

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2007-03-09 15:34:54 · answer #9 · answered by stickytack77 2 · 0 0

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