There are three engineers in a car; an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer and a Microsoft engineer carpooling together on their way to work one Monday morning. Suddenly the car just stops. They pull over to the side of the road, and the three engineers look at each other wondering what could be wrong.
The electrical engineer suggests stripping down the electronics of the car and trying to trace where a fault might have occurred. The chemical engineer, not knowing much about cars, suggests that maybe the fuel is becoming emulsified and getting blocked somewhere.
Then, the Microsoft engineer, not knowing much about anything, comes up with a suggestion, "Why don't we close all the windows, get out, get back in, open the windows again, and maybe then it'll work!?"
2007-03-09 15:20:24 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmao..good joke!
2007-03-09 15:24:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I laughed and laughed - loved it - well done - although you are clearly treading dangerous ground you know that Bill Gates sees everything through his windows and he will be watching you very carefully now after that level of insurrection
2007-03-10 03:31:44 · answer #2 · answered by TreesRGreen 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i laughed until my tummy ached. very good wait til i send this to my friends.
here is another
three teachers and friends a physics, a mathematics and a chemistry went swimming a swimmimg pool.
the mathematics teacher jumped in saying 'I am going to measure the diagonal of the swimming pool.'
then the physics teacher jumped in water saying 'i am going to check the density of water. '
they both didn't come up.
so the worried chemistry teacher said 'i think they both dissolved in the water.'
2007-03-09 15:41:29 · answer #3 · answered by prs 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahaha thats funny... good thing the Microsoft enginner didn't say that maybe they should refomat the car cause it might be infected by a virus...
hehehhe... Good one!!!
2007-03-09 19:26:38 · answer #4 · answered by twowizdom 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10 sending this to my friends right now
2007-03-10 04:42:19 · answer #5 · answered by HELEND 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It reminded me of a my science subjects...
If it moved it was biology
If it exploded it was chemistry
If it went wrong it was physics
2007-03-10 05:20:56 · answer #6 · answered by ask this dummy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Priceless... Maybe Bill can buy them a new car.
2007-03-09 15:24:59 · answer #7 · answered by David The Visionary 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sounds good to me
2007-03-09 22:03:32 · answer #8 · answered by barn owl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is quite good surprisingly good, ludicrous.
2007-03-09 20:18:11 · answer #9 · answered by funnelweb 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol tht ws rely funny
2007-03-09 15:28:58 · answer #10 · answered by carissa 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes !! if in doubt re/boot "very good" new one on me
2007-03-09 18:56:50 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋