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what are your stories lol
ok u got my attention
and yes i do believe in fate, destiny and the glories heavenly father

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Why do Mormon women stop having kids at 50? Because 51 is just too many!!! LOL
What is a missionary's favorite dinner?
-Salisbury Stake! lol

Where do Boy Scouts meet for guidance?
-Firesides! lol

A new Bishop was visiting in the homes of an inactive member.
At their house it seemed obvious that someone was at home,
but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door.

Therefore, he took out a card and wrote
"Revelation 3:20" on the back of it and stuck it in the door.

The following Sunday at church he found that his card had been returned.

Added to it was this cryptic message, "Genesis 3:10."

Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales of laughter.

Revelation 3:20 begins "Behold, I stand at the door, and knock: if any man hear my voice, and open the door, I will come in to him, and will sup with him, and he with me.."

Genesis 3:10 reads, "And he said, I heard thy voice in the garden, and I was afraid, because I was naked; and I hid myself."



The Athiest and the Loch Ness Monster

An atheist was spending a quiet day fishing when suddenly his boat was attacked by the Loch Ness monster. In one easy flip, the beast tossed him and his boat high into the air then opened its mouth to swallow both. As the man sailed head over heels, he cried out, "Oh, my God! Help me!"

At once, the ferocious attack scene froze in place and, as the atheist hung in mid-air, a booming voice came down from the clouds.

"I thought you didn't believe in Me!"

"Come on God, give me a break!," the man pleaded. "Two minutes ago I didn't believe in the Loch Ness monster either!"

Then the Atheist continues, "God, please let the Loch Ness Monster become religious."

God replies, "So be it."

The scene starts up, atheist falling.

The Loch Ness Monster folds his claws together and says, "Lord, bless this food you have so graciously provided...."

2007-03-09 15:21:46 · answer #1 · answered by Tracey P 2 · 0 0

I am ...
1. a big time sinner (likes to party, drink, smoke, whatever makes the night fun)

2. a strong believer in Jesus Christ and his unconditional love

2007-03-09 23:05:03 · answer #2 · answered by ♥ minainchi♥ 2 · 0 0

I have faith in Jesus Christ and I believe Father God control our destiny.

2007-03-09 22:56:28 · answer #3 · answered by martha d 5 · 1 0

I do too but I also believe that you choose your own destiny.

2007-03-09 22:56:36 · answer #4 · answered by I speak Truth 6 · 0 0

Jesus is my salvation.My soul proclaims his majesty.<><

2007-03-09 23:09:42 · answer #5 · answered by funnana 6 · 0 0

You show me your and ill show you mine!!

2007-03-09 22:54:25 · answer #6 · answered by Tribble Macher 6 · 0 0

umm... where's the stories?

2007-03-09 22:54:58 · answer #7 · answered by Emily B 2 · 0 0

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