After having their 11th child, a Newfie couple decided that was enough. So the husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife didn't want to have any more children. The doctor told him there was a procedure called a vasectomy that would fix the problem but it was expensive.
A less costly alternative was to go home, get a big firecracker, light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.
The Newfie said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest guy in the world, but I don't see how putting a firecracker in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me."
"Trust me, it will do the job", said the doctor.
So the man went home, lit a banger and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count: "1, 2, 3, 4, 5......"
......at which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs so he could continue counting on his other hand........
2007-03-09 14:27:20 · 23 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hehehehehheehe! How the doctor know he was gonna do dat? not many people count with their fingers.
2007-03-09 14:32:08 · answer #1 · answered by funmzire 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You gotta be a Canadian to understand what a Newfie is. That's one I can tell
Like this riddle. If you are in Canada, and it's morning and you are standing in line, where are you??
Tim Hortons.. Make mine Double -Double
2007-03-09 16:46:35 · answer #2 · answered by free2bme55 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's a newfie?! Maybe if I knew what one was then I'd get the joke, I mean I gather it's a stupid person but what is it?
2007-03-09 14:35:46 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10/10!
2007-03-09 23:06:14 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The doctor was very unprofessional. What a sad-ending story.
2007-03-09 14:53:57 · answer #5 · answered by St Harpy 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hilarious Tink. Are you rehearsing your material for your gig soon or something?
2007-03-09 23:31:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you sure know how to wake me up lol pmsl 10/10
2007-03-09 17:42:11 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
And It mangled his bits? Funny
2007-03-09 14:44:06 · answer #8 · answered by Jack 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha... Thats funny.... lol
Good one..
10/10
2007-03-09 14:34:45 · answer #9 · answered by twowizdom 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny!
2007-03-09 14:30:56 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋