Three Doctors are dicussing which types of patients they prefer. Doctor Watson says, ''I prefer librarians. All their organs are alphabetized.''
Doctor Fitzpatrick says, ''I prefer mathematicians. All their organs are numbered.''
Doctor Ahn says, ''I prefer lawyers. They are gutless, heartless, brainless, spineless, and their heads and rear ends are interchangeable.''
2007-03-09 14:27:05 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Not to mention that they have no funny bones, either.
2007-03-09 14:31:22 · answer #1 · answered by Charlie Kicksass 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a mom has 3 todlers 2 girls and a boy
she acidentally pours a box of bee bees into there scrambled eggs and they eat them
a few days later one of the girls says momie momie i peed out bee bees
a few days later the other girls says momie momie i peed out bee bees
a few days later the boy says momie momie
and the mom says let me guess you peed out bee bees?
no i was jackin off and i shot the dog
2007-03-09 22:33:18 · answer #2 · answered by Batman 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
good 1
2007-03-09 22:29:41 · answer #3 · answered by hollabacgurl136 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehehehee!! Really funny!
2007-03-09 22:30:37 · answer #4 · answered by funmzire 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you prolly went through a divorce huh! That was cute I will remember that one.
2007-03-09 22:42:41 · answer #5 · answered by goininsane21 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
do you think if i forward this to my lawyer he will appreciate it?
or maybe i should wait till after the trial....hmm
funny though
2007-03-09 22:57:21 · answer #6 · answered by astrnelis 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I prefer Y!A people --- our organs are few and far in between.
SMILE!
2007-03-09 22:30:48 · answer #7 · answered by Inday 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Where is the 1st and 2nd opinion?
2007-03-09 22:30:03 · answer #8 · answered by Over The Rainbow 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I see that you've met my divorce attorney.
2007-03-09 22:29:28 · answer #9 · answered by Phartzalot 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
snicker snicker
2007-03-09 23:20:40 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋