A woman and a man are involved in a car accident, it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt.
After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man; that's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days."
Flattered, the man replied, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely!, This must be a sign from God!"
The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune. Then she hands the bottle to the man.
The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.
The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.
The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police..."
Moral of the story:
Women are clever. Don't mess with them.
2007-03-09 14:06:28 · 38 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hey "tony a", play nice!!
2007-03-09 14:18:42 · update #1
I've answered so many of yours I'm running out of things to say ,so I've installed a chuckle scale of 1 to 10 ,1 = average 10= hilarious ,this one is 9 chuckles !
thanks for making life funnier Tink.
2007-03-10 22:57:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-09-30 11:18:30 · answer #2 · answered by matzen 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha thats wicked funny
2007-03-09 14:21:35 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Women are much more subtle than men. Be careful it's a jungle out there!
2007-03-09 14:13:10 · answer #4 · answered by Mickey Corleone 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What can I say?
It's the way u tell em!
that wine sounds mighty inviting!! lol
2007-03-10 16:08:53 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
she was not a blonde then i take it
a woman with brains (dangerous)
lol 10/10 + a *
2007-03-09 17:45:45 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't mess with the women hey!
2007-03-10 05:17:24 · answer #7 · answered by ask this dummy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sticking up for the girls now are you, loved it,it could be so true. Good joke.
2007-03-13 21:43:20 · answer #8 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oldie but goodie.
2007-03-09 14:10:51 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha Ive Heard that one I love it
2007-03-09 14:30:50 · answer #10 · answered by shalini s 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋