Anybody heard any good caucasian jokes lately?

Answer 1

:0 Rasict!

Answer 2

This is a bit dirty but you asked.

There is a mexican and an american shooting ducks over the border. if the duck lands on mexican territory its his and vise versa. Well finally a duck lands smack dab in the middle of the border. The wonder who should get the duck. The mexican said how about we do each other and whoever screams looses. The american thinks about it and ssays okay I do you first. The mexican agrees and pulls down his pants. The american grabs ahold and the mexican never said a word. Finally the mexican says okay my turn and the american said no its okay you keep the DUCK.


Hope you like it.

Answer 3

Not necessarily caucasian, but will Catholic do ?

Subject: Catholic Children

Four Catholic mothers were having coffee together and discussing how
wonderful their children are:

The first mother tells her friends, "My son is a priest.
When he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."

The second Catholic woman chirps, "Well, my son is a Bishop. Whenever
he walks into a room, people say, 'Your Grace'."

The third Catholic woman says smugly, "Well, not to put you down, but
My son is a Cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, people
say, 'Your Eminence'."

The fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence.

The first three women give her
a subtle "Well...?"

She replies, "My son is a handsome, 6' 3" hard-bodied, Chippendale's
stripper. Whenever he walks into a room, all the women say, 'Oh, my
God!'