10 best ways too.....?

Question

ok heres your mission....
finish the title with your own subject, then give the 10 best ways to fullfil it. the funniest one wins!

Answer 1

say to a telemarketer
1. If they start out with, "How are you today?" say, "I'm so
glad you asked, because no one these days seems to care, and I have all these problems. My arthritis is acting up, my eyelashes are sore, my dog just died . . . "

2. This works great if you are male. Telemarketer: "Hi, my name is Judy and I'm with XYZ Company. " You: Wait for a second and with a real husky voice ask, "What are you wearing?"

3. Cry out in surprise, "Judy? Is that you? Oh my God! Judy, how have you been?" Hopefully, this will give Judy a few brief
moments of terror as she tries to figure out where she could
know you from.

4. If the company cleans rugs, respond: "Can you get out blood? Can you get out goat blood? How about human blood?"

5. After the Telemarketer gives his or her spiel, ask him or her
to marry you. When they get all flustered, tell them that you
can't just give your credit card number to a complete stranger.

6. Tell the Telemarketer that you work for the same company,
and they can't sell to employees.

7. Tell the Telemarketer you are busy at the moment and ask
him/her if he/she will give you his/her home phone number so you can call him/her back. When the Telemarketer explains that telemarketers cannot give out their home numbers say, "I guess you don't want anyone bothering you at home, right?" The Telemarketer will agree and you say, "Me either!" Hang up.

8. Ask them to repeat everything they say, several times.

9. Insist that the caller is really your buddy Leon, playing a
joke. "Come on, Leon, cut it out! Seriously, Leon, how's your
momma?"

10. Tell them to talk very slowly, because you want to write every word down

Answer 2

10 Best Ways To Dance.
Rofl.

Answer 3

10 best ways to make the united states the number one target in the world.

1. Elect George Bush
2. Bomb every country with Muslims
3. Preemptive war
4. Re-elect George Bush
5. No security on the borders
6. Claim everyone has WOMD
7. Trust George Bush
8. Enforce Big Brother
9. Think US is superior to everyone
10. Not impeaching George Bush

Answer 4

10 best ways to put a pound of fruit in every bottle.

1. squish it up and pour it in.
2. get your dog to eat a pound of fruit and puke it up.
3. put what you like into a popcorn maker
4. fry it
5. hang them out on the clothesline
6. stuff it in your roommates mouth while hes sleeping
7. put it under your tires
8. send a banana through the printer
9. chew and gargle
10. just buy it from the grocery store... the drink is called Naked... VERY GOOD

Answer 5

10 best ways to make your neighbors angry....

1. put your radio next to their front door and blast it
2.paint all their windows black.
3. hang a picture of her husband and a sheep on there door
4.tell everyone there cousins.
5. put an egg under their door mat.
6. make obnoxious noises when you walk past them
7. offer them a empty plate and tell them that its cookies having someone else to play along.
8 tie rope to their door knob and the neigbors door knob across the hall so they cant open there door.
9. crazy glue all the car windows shut.
10.bounce a basket ball off there window

Answer 6

Im a real massive flirt and that i like to be kinda propose yet no longer harsh like asserting properly wow those sunlight glasses are warm did u get them from Paris or Nichole? LOL i like massive sunlight Glasses! Or the famous individual then smile allways works too.

Answer 7

The Best Ten Ways To...Avoid clowns!

1.Tangelos.
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6.Tangelos.
7.Tangelos.
8.Tangelos.
9.Tangelos.
10.Tangelos

Answer 8

10 best ways to screw your boss-
1. get arrested
2. call in
3. sleep with his son
4. tell everyone he's gay
5. tell his wife he cheated on her
6. undermine him
7. quit with no notice
8. act like you fell and hurt yourself
9. file sexual harrasment

last but not least
10. doggy style

Answer 9

Have sex
10. In a bar
9. In a car
8. In my sox
7. On a box
6. In the sack
5. On your back
4.With a Friend
3. While you bend
2.Wearing a hat
1. With a cat


Oh how I love my green eggs and ham.

Answer 10

embarrass your friends

10. pull down their pants in public
9. when at restaurants laugh much louder than necessary with food in your mouth
8. stick stuff on their backs
7. when at the store cover your mouth and say "I can't believe you just said that! They can't help it if they smell like poop!"
6. knock stuff off shelves and then yell what are you doing you're going to get us kicked out
5. when you're at the beach and they're in the water make an excuse to get out and then find funky uglies and tell them that your friend wants them to go swim with them.
4. scream out their windows when they stop their car at intersections
3. runaway from them and yell who are you? get away from me
2. push them into hot people
1. when walking past people strategically ask random questions like..."...are you sure it's only crabbs?"