A man walks into a bar and says "Bartender gimme a triple shot of Jack". The bartender pours, and the man downs it, slams the glass on the bar and says "Another".
The bartender pours another. The man downs it and says "Another".
As the bartender pours the third glass he says, "Mister you drink like you have a problem. Want to talk about it?"
The man says, "Ten years, ten years I've been married to my wife, and today I go home a little early to surprise her, and I find my best friend, MY BEST FRIEND, in bed having s-£-x with her."
The bartender says "Geez, what did you say."
The man says " I told him, BAD DOG! BAD DOG!"
2007-03-09 13:39:29 · 43 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Fantastic. How do you get away with it.
2007-03-15 09:11:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two dogs sitting in the vets... The German Shepherd asked the doberman what he was there for. I'm getting the chop for biting my master, why are you here...
The shepherd goes all dreamy eyed and drools a little then tell his tale...
I wandered into the masters bedrom and saw the mistress stark naked on her hands and knees.
I made a pounce on her back and gave her a good seeing to.
Are you getting the chop then?
No I'm here to have my nails clipped!
2007-03-12 10:31:10 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice 1 lol
2007-03-16 00:43:09 · answer #3 · answered by Mel 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is just soooooo funny
Do you win a lot of admirers with these??!! lol
there has to be more material here!!
Nice dog, but when he licks my face, he smells like my husband??
lol
2007-03-10 15:38:24 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eww, hahaha, eew! I'm torn between peeing my pants laughing and feeling queasy at the mental image!!!
2007-03-09 13:43:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Didn't see it coming, not bad 8/10.
2007-03-09 16:38:24 · answer #6 · answered by zeroartmac 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL...Looks like the dog is happy with his bone for the night.
2007-03-14 13:53:08 · answer #7 · answered by Mrs. Victorious 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah that's plenty funny
2007-03-14 18:08:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The old ones are always the best.
2007-03-14 07:31:42 · answer #9 · answered by BigGee 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good Tink, iv'e been looking for you thought you'd left us.
Love Pixie.
2007-03-15 13:15:12 · answer #10 · answered by pixie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh dear he i go again my mind is visualizing this gross but funny
your naughty funny yes yes yes 10/10
2007-03-09 17:50:19 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋