A mother and her daughter were at the gynecologist's office. The mother asked the doctor to examine her daughter. "She has been having some strange symptoms and I'm worried about her," the mother said.
The doctor examined the daughter carefully and then announced, "Madam, I believe your daughter is pregnant."
The mother gasped, "That's nonsense! Why, my little girl has nothing whatsoever to do with men." She turned to the girl. "You don't, do you, dear?"
"No, mumsy," said the girl. "Why, you know that I have never so much as kissed a man!" The doctor looked from mother to daughter, and back again. Then, silently he stood up and walked to the window, staring out.
He continued staring until the mother felt compelled to ask, "Doctor, is there something wrong out there?"
"No, Madam," said the doctor. "It's just that the last time anything like this happened, a star appeared in the East and I was looking to see if another one was going to show up."
2007-03-09 13:28:42 · 26 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Really funny. The writer expressed her feelings.The writer also tied up the joke and ended up have a great ending. Great job well that is if you wrote it.
2007-03-09 13:33:02 · answer #1 · answered by silver 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Ha! That's so frickin' funny! Here's some of my jokes!
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Every Sunday Father Donovan, a preacher at a small church in the little town of Juniper, MO, tried to make the Bible accessible to his congregation through his sermons.
On this particular Sunday, Father Donovan proclaimed, "If you ever feel adrift in the sea of life, just turn to the Bible for guidance. All life's experiences are immortalized in the good book, and it will help you find your way to shore."
After church Mrs. Francis approached the preacher and said, "Father Donovan, I don't think every life experience is in the Bible. Nowhere in the Bible have I ever read about PMS."
Father Donovan had never heard such a comment, so that night he sifted through the Bible to see if Mrs. Francis was right.
Next Sunday Father Donovan pulled Mrs. Francis aside after church and said, "I wasn't wrong last Sunday when I said that every life experience is mentioned in the Bible."
"Okay, Father. Where does it say anything about PMS?"
Father Donovan opened up his Bible and showed her a passage that read: "And Mary rode Joseph's *** all the way to Bethlehem."
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A woman went to a psychiatrist because she was having severe problems with her sex life. The psychiatrist asked her many questions but did not seem to be getting a clear picture of her problems. Finally he asked, "Do you ever watch your husband's face while you are having sex?"
"Well, yes, I did once."
"And how did he look?"
"Very angry."
At this point the psychiatrist felt that he was really getting somewhere and he said, "Well that's very interesting, we must look into this further. Now tell me, you say that you have only seen your husband's face once during sex; that seems somewhat unusual. How did it occur that you saw his face that one time?"
"He was looking through the window at us."
2007-03-09 21:47:13 · answer #2 · answered by ineedu2luveme 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Good writing just not terribly funny, 6/10.
2007-03-10 00:54:47 · answer #3 · answered by zeroartmac 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok babs time for you to go get some sleep i think not you usaul standard but worth 6/10
2007-03-10 01:56:49 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tink you never stop killing me! I wont have any ribs left believe!
Try this!
Why was Jesus not born in the USA?
Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin!
lol
2007-03-09 21:39:28 · answer #5 · answered by Chris W 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
what is it that people don't get about this joke it is so self explanatory that the people that don't get it now that is funny. it is the birth off Jesus people for crying out loud.
2007-03-09 21:43:25 · answer #6 · answered by luckylovelee 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Keep them coming. I love your jokes. x
2007-03-10 10:36:40 · answer #7 · answered by Smurf 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
9/10
It's a virgin birth Cat. I'm surprised you of all people didn't get it ( joke!)
Keep smilin'.
2007-03-12 17:12:48 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
im sorry, i dont quite get it
or do I?
gosh u know, i think that is rather good, actually!!
lol
2007-03-10 23:28:15 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thank You for reinforcing my belief that girls can't tell jokes.
2007-03-09 23:23:54 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋