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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead were trying out for a new NASA experiment on sending women to different planets. First, they called the brunette in and asked her a question.
"If you could go to any planet, what planet would you want to go to and why?"
After pondering the question she answered, "I would like to go to Mars because it seems so interesting with all the recent news about possible extra terrestrial life on the planet."
They said "well okay, thank you." And told her that they would get back to her.
Next, the redhead entered the room and the NASA people asked her the same question. In reply, "I would like to go to Saturn to see all of its rings." Again, "thank you" and they would get back to her.
Finally, the blond entered the room and they asked her the same question they asked the brunette and the redhead. She thought for a while and replied, "I would like to go to the sun."
The people from NASA replied, "why, don't you know that if you went to the sun you would burn to death?"
The blond smirked and put her hands on her hips. "Are you guys dumb? I'd go at night!"

2007-03-09 13:19:53 · 23 answers · asked by DarkLily 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

23 answers

this ones funnier

There was a blond a brunette and a red head driving across town to a picnic. The car broke down and they decided to continue on foot. They all decided to take one thing along with them in case the needed something. The brunette grab some water. the red head grabbed some food. and the blond grabbed the car door.

After an hour walking they stopped exhausted. The decided to see what they all brought. The brunette said she brought the water in case they got thirsty the redhead brought food in case they got hungry. they both looked at the blond and said why did you bring the car door?

So when we got hot I could roll down the window dah.

2007-03-09 16:16:19 · answer #1 · answered by goininsane21 2 · 1 0

Funny. 8/10!

2007-03-09 21:26:26 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1 0

i laughed out loud lol....
it even has the hidden joke of the sun not being a planet.

2007-03-09 21:24:47 · answer #3 · answered by russanator 2 · 1 0

That's a new one, not bad, 7/10.

2007-03-10 01:07:16 · answer #4 · answered by zeroartmac 7 · 1 0

I have three words funniest joke ever!!!!!!A+++++. i really liked the way you expressed the joke. Like some people you made sense and still did a great job. keep up the good work girl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!A+++++++++++++++

2007-03-09 21:24:29 · answer #5 · answered by silver 3 · 1 0

lol! I get it! I used to think that at night the sun went into the ocean, lol.

2007-03-09 22:20:13 · answer #6 · answered by Louee 3 · 0 0

Yes very and i gave you a star

2007-03-09 21:23:49 · answer #7 · answered by heyyall 2 · 1 0

Very funny, luved it, it brought a smile to my face

2007-03-09 21:23:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

i totally knew she was gonna say that she is so smart ! I'd go at night too!

2007-03-09 21:28:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

lol, it was good, blond jokes will never stop being funny

2007-03-09 21:26:05 · answer #10 · answered by Grand Ninja Ted 3 · 1 0

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