I'm getting a little impatient here. I want to watch him throwing people into the fiery pit of doom. It's gonna be awesome!
2007-03-09 12:55:41 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Can I sit with you? I'll bring the popcorn...
2007-03-09 13:00:57 · answer #1 · answered by Justsyd 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
April 31, 2007
2007-03-09 21:00:00 · answer #2 · answered by . 7 · 7⤊ 0⤋
He had a two hour layover in Atlanta, then had trouble getting through security. I'm supposed to pick him up at the airport at 10:00, then he's going to start on the gardens.
Oh wait, wrong Jesus. Sorry!
2007-03-09 21:01:51 · answer #3 · answered by link955 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Never. He's dead.
Even if he wasn't do you think he's want to? He'd probably end up crucified again or stuck in a looney bin.
Unless you believe in reincarnation, if that's the case the reborn Jesus Henry Christ could be reading this forum now.
2007-03-09 21:06:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
AH,yes, the Great Pumpkin rises over the pumpkin patch, too bad Linus finally got rid of his security blanket,grew up married C.B.'s little sister, and has great grandchildren.
No Jesus this week, sorry.
2007-03-09 21:04:26 · answer #5 · answered by U-98 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Mark 13:32 - But of that day and that hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels which are in heaven, neither the Son, but the Father.
Mark 13:31 Heaven and earth shall pass away: but my words shall not pass away. 32 But of that day and that hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels which are in heaven, neither the Son, but the Father. 33 Take ye heed, watch and pray: for ye know not when the time is. 34 For the Son of Man is as a man taking a far journey, who left his house, and gave authority to his servants, and to every man his work, and commanded the porter to watch. 35 Watch ye therefore: for ye know not when the master of the house cometh, at even, or at midnight, or at the cockcrowing, or in the morning: 36 Lest coming suddenly he find you sleeping. 37 And what I say unto you I say unto all, Watch.
2007-03-09 21:03:20 · answer #6 · answered by deacon 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
In your dreams, really. hey can i come over to your dreams? seeing jesus do that will be something to remember! Sounds great! i hope the tickets are not more than $30.
2007-03-09 21:00:01 · answer #7 · answered by lamb chop 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You gotta be a little patient. I invited him over for my birthday in July. So I'll expect to see you and your feathery friends at my birthday party...otherwise I'll be sad.
2007-03-10 08:12:27 · answer #8 · answered by -♦One-♦-Love♦- 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He was in the neighborhood last week, but got called back on account of him being an illegal.
2007-03-09 21:01:40 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
The guy who trims my hedges told me that he will return as soon as his hangover goes away!! He says sorry about drinking all your tequila last night.
2007-03-09 21:02:43 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I saw him yesterday on the metro. He sneezed and everyone caught a cold.
2007-03-09 21:23:41 · answer #11 · answered by jamv0051 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋