why am i not getting drunk?

Question

i used to drink really heavily and i stopped for about a month. this is the first night i've drank since then and i cant get drunk. i chugged the first beer...and now i'm on my third in an hour and a half and i still don't feel anything. and on top of that all i had today was a half a sandwich. i'm a short girl, i thought i would be trashed by now...what's wrong with me?

i know i have issues...i'm on meds, see a therapist...all that crap. i just wanna get trashed...and all i have is beer. although i DO have like 40 left. i don't want to puke tho. i just wanna feel super tipsy :)

Answer 1

Honestly, I think you should be asking yourself what's wrong with you because you want to get trashed? What pain or stress is making you abuse alcohol in the first place?

Maybe you should get some professional advice. JMO

Answer 2

everyone gets the urge to get retarded by alchohol every once and awhile, its not a sign of alchoholism and no you don't need a therapist. my suggestion is to move away from domestic beer, and try some belgium style brews. these beer are full of flavor compared to watered down bud light for example, and they are full of alchohol too! each bottle is about 2 pints and most are roughly 8-12% alchohol by volume. so it works out that one 2 pint bottle is equal to drinking about 8 bud light. so you can drink less, don't have to worry about getting full or throwing up and be drinking a beer that tastes great at the same time. oh and did i mention you will get absolutly trashed!
I recommend trying 'Chimay' which can most likely be found at any distributor, or certainly at any beer emporium. but you will be safe following the rule that "real beer comes with a cork"
Chimay comes in a Blue, Red, and White Label. All are good.
hope this helped
JG

Answer 3

I once had the same problem. So I decided to chug a bottle of tequila (let the record know that that was a bad idea). Then I drank a 24 pack of High Life in a total of 3 and a half hours. I will never do this again because of all the vomit I found in the trunk of my car the next day.

Answer 4

Drinking to get trashed is a classic sympton of an alcholic, and so is tolerance to alchol.
You stopped drinking for a reason, and understand starting up again is just going to make things worse as you drink more and more searching for that elusive high that you crave.
Find a Reformers Unanimous meeting, they can help

Answer 5

Perhaps you should see your therapist again and let him/her in on this ... No one should want to feel tipsy ... you are out of control and who knows what you would do when out of control.

You were a lot better off during that month you stopped drinking.

Answer 6

this is such a dumb question. 1st off make sure your not drinking non alchoholic beer. ok if your still reading its possible you have real beer. now back to how dumb this question is. if your not getting drunk, i think even stupid people would realize that they need to drink more....... 3 beers is not a lot, so drink more. a lot of people dont even feel buzzed until their 5 deep in an hour. so start taking some shots and im sure youl get the feeling your after. but remember,
liquor before beer, your in the clear.
beer before liquor, youl feel sicker
live by the code and youl be good

Answer 7

If your goal is to get trashed, drink some Bacardi 151.

Answer 8

Oh brother.
Try injecting directly into your veins.
And call a therapist tomorrow.

Answer 9

are you sure your not drinking miller lite?