I found this in my archives, and thought it might entertain a few of you:
No God Needed?
One day a group of scientists got together and decided that humans had
come a long way and no longer needed God. So they picked one scientist to
go and tell God so.
The scientist walked up to God and said, "God, we've decided that we no
longer need you; We're to the point that we can clone people and do many
miraculous things, so why don't You just go on and get lost."
God listened very patiently and kindly to the man.
After the scientist was done talking, God said, "Very well, how about
this? Let's say we have a man-making contest."
To which the scientist replied, "Okay, great!"
"But," God added, "we're going to do this just like I did back in the old
days with Adam."
The scientist said, "Sure, no problem" and bent down and grabbed himself a
handful of dirt.
God looked at him and said, "No, no, no. You go get your own dirt."
2007-03-09 12:05:02 · 12 answers · asked by Mr. Peachy® 7 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I loved that. You made my day. Post more when you find them.
2007-03-09 12:10:35 · answer #1 · answered by Jeancommunicates 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
I love it!!!!
How about these three.......some of my favorites.
Q: Why was Sampson the bible's most famous comedian?
A: Because he brought the house down.
Q: Why can't women make coffee?
A: Because the bible states Hebrews.
Q: What did Adam tell Cain and Able was the reason that he and Eve were kicked out of the Garden of Eden?
A: Becase their mother ate them out of house and home.
I hope everyone that reads this enjoys and spreads the word and humor in the bible.
2007-03-09 20:17:40 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The only problem with that story is that if people could just walk right up to god and have an actual conversation with her then there wouldn't be any non-believers.
Peace
2007-03-09 20:11:35 · answer #3 · answered by DontPanic 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Kids say the darndest things. A Sunday school teacher wanted to make sure the kids understood about Jesus so he asked them were Jesus was today.
One little boy raised his hand and said "He's in Heaven with his Father".
A little girl raised her hand and said "He's in my heart".
Little Johnny raised his hand and said "I know where Jesus is! He's in the bathroom!"
The teacher was puzzled so he said "In the bathroom? Why do you think Jesus is in the bathroom little Johnny?"
Johnny replied "Well, every morning I hear my father knocking on the bathroom door and saying 'Jesus! Are you still in there?'
2007-03-09 20:44:27 · answer #4 · answered by Martin S 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Cute
2007-03-09 20:09:10 · answer #5 · answered by gwhiz1052 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
one lucky scientist with the address of god!
2007-03-09 20:09:30 · answer #6 · answered by vitriol for the masses 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Great
2007-03-09 20:11:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before but still every good.
2007-03-09 20:10:14 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, well, that's grand except THAT IT HAS BEEN POSTED HERE AT LEAST 1000 TIMES.
2007-03-09 20:09:25 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Here's a funnier moment from god. Really, it's hilarious. Check it out:
Exodus: 31:14 Ye shall keep the sabbath therefore; for it is holy unto you: every one that defileth it shall surely be put to death: for whosoever doeth any work therein, that soul shall be cut off from among his people.
He's SO FUNNY, that Judeo-Christian-Islamic God of yours.
2007-03-09 20:09:18 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 5⤋