My wife is on a new diet. Coconuts and bananas.
She hasn't lost weight, but boy can she climb a tree!
She was at the beauty shop for two hours.
That was only for the estimate.
She got a mud pack and looked great for two days.
Then the mud fell off.
We always hold hands.
If I let go, she shops.
My wife has a black belt in shopping.
My wife will buy anything marked down.
Last year she bought an escalator.
All my wife does is shop.
Once she was sick for a week, and three stores went under.
When I married my wife, she told me I was one in a million.
Only after learning of her past did I realize what she meant.
Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are beautiful.
2007-03-09 11:37:23 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Now babe I`ve told you before, give her the keyboard you know she`s funnier!! ;)
I`m crying here!
FAF loved it!
12/10 **
Tink xx
2007-03-10 02:55:56 · answer #1 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think she's HILARIOUS!! Actually, I bet she really does have a great sense of humor or you wouldn't have married her, now would you? My huz uses me for "material" and I really think it's funny, too. He doesn't like it though when I turn the tables on HIM. HA!!
2007-03-09 11:50:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
uh no but diss you if you think that men are not equal to women. women can do anything that guys can do plus more! If you don't believe me name 3 things that women cant do that guys can
2007-03-09 12:00:21 · answer #3 · answered by Melo o.0 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The old ones are the best eh? My guess is, you're not even married. ;-)
You'd never live to repeat those jokes if you were.
2007-03-09 11:42:52 · answer #4 · answered by Agony Aunt 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i thought the one in a million one was funny. exnay on the shopping jokes.
2007-03-09 11:52:32 · answer #5 · answered by paisyblue 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha very good. Made me chuckle.
Not sure your wife will say the same!!
:-)))
2007-03-09 11:41:58 · answer #6 · answered by Teejay 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take a smiley face and stick it on your joke.
2007-03-10 05:12:58 · answer #7 · answered by ask this dummy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tell us of whats happens when your wife see this, lol that might be funny
2007-03-09 11:47:11 · answer #8 · answered by DarkLily 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny, hope it's not true, or you're broke with an ugly wife.
2007-03-09 11:44:34 · answer #9 · answered by lilly j 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaaaaaar lmao theyre your best of the night
2007-03-09 11:47:44 · answer #10 · answered by nendlin 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋