A woman sought the advice of a s*x therapist, confiding that she found it increasingly difficult to find a man who could s*tisfy her, and that it was very wearisome getting in and out of all these short-term relationships. "Isn't there some way to judge the size of a man's eq**pment from the outside?" she asked earnestly.
"The only foolproof way, is by the size of his feet," counseled the therapist.
So the woman went downtown and proceeded to cruise the streets, until she came across a young fellow standing in an unemployment line with the biggest feet she had ever laid her eyes on. She took him out to dinner, wined and dined him, and then took him back to her apartment for an evening of ab*ndonm*nt l*st.
When the man woke up the next morning, the woman had already gone but, by the bedside table was a $20 bill and a note that read, "With my compliments, take this money and go out and buy a pair of shoes that fit you."
2007-03-09 11:13:21 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Excellent, I didn`t see that one coming!! (no pun intended)
10/10 *
Loved it, fandabydozy!
Tink xxx
2007-03-09 13:03:34 · answer #1 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL halairous 5/5 and a star
2007-03-09 19:18:04 · answer #2 · answered by ♫Lauryn♫ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! Great punchline!
2007-03-09 20:15:52 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha thats a good un
2007-03-09 19:19:22 · answer #4 · answered by ANNE G 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha that was really funny. Who says size doesn't matter!!
:-)))
2007-03-09 19:49:46 · answer #5 · answered by Teejay 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha gooden chris cheers me dears
2007-03-09 19:18:49 · answer #6 · answered by nendlin 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha... thats funny Chris.. I really love your jokes... it gets better and better
10/10 plus **********
2007-03-09 22:58:47 · answer #7 · answered by twowizdom 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hhahhaha total ripper lol
2007-03-09 19:20:36 · answer #8 · answered by azza s 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like it have you ever thought of telling kids jokes
2007-03-09 19:36:35 · answer #9 · answered by Dana H 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was funny!!! I gave you a star
2007-03-09 19:40:07 · answer #10 · answered by heyyall 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋