An old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day. The local sheriff watched from his chair in front of the saloon as the cowboy wearily dismounted and tied his horse to the rail. The cowboy then moved slowly to the back of his horse, lifted its tail, and placed a big kiss where the sun don't shine. He dropped the horse's tail, stepped up on the walk and aimed toward the swinging doors of the saloon.
"Hold on there, Mister," said the sheriff. "Did I just see what I think I saw?"
"Reckon you did, Sheriff. I got me some powerful chapped lips."
"And that cures them?" the Sheriff asked.
"Nope, but it keeps me from lickin' 'em."
2007-03-09 11:11:28 · 37 answers · asked by ANNE G 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good one,,,,yech....i think they had chapstick in brokeback mountain
2007-03-09 11:19:15 · answer #1 · answered by doghouse 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice 1
2007-03-09 11:15:36 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice! A really good defence for chapped lips is blistex. It makes your lips all tingly!
2007-03-09 12:17:40 · answer #3 · answered by shootin_star 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A kiss
2007-03-09 11:34:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eeewww... Seems cowboy goes to extremes, instead I should have got the "magical ointment" from my girlfriend's peachy rear!
2007-03-09 11:19:00 · answer #5 · answered by Bright 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
A good piece of fantacy, Thinking makes one achieve. If he believes cent percent what he does is correct and good for his whims, and if he is cent percent honost in his doing, he might have been correct. But is not a cure to you or a way to you.
2007-03-09 11:16:24 · answer #6 · answered by nagamoney 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
10/10 thats the best one today here is a star
2007-03-09 12:07:07 · answer #7 · answered by Barry T 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
eww, I think I'd rather have chapped lips, 6/10
2007-03-09 13:59:24 · answer #8 · answered by zeroartmac 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahah, that's what I need it that was a good laugh, that was good, I thought I was going to get the medicine for my chap lips, but not that one.
2007-03-09 11:16:44 · answer #9 · answered by Jersey girl on Florida. 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good 1 heard it tho
2007-03-09 11:22:59 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gross, and to think I was going to say Vaseline! HaHa, well done, you got me!
2007-03-09 11:16:52 · answer #11 · answered by Georgie78 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋