A rich, lonely widow decided that she needed another man in her life, so she placed a personal ad that read: Rich Widow Looking for Man to Share Life and Fortune with the Following Qualifications:
1. WON'T B*AT ME UP
2. WON'T RUN AWAY
3. HAS TO BE GREAT IN B*D
For several months, her phone rang off the hook, her doorbell was ringing constantly, she received tons of mail, etc., all to no avail. None of the men seemed to meet her qualifications.
Then one day the doorbell rang yet again. She opened the door to find a man, with no arms and no legs, lying on the welcome mat. Perplexed, she asked, "Who are you and what do you want?"
"Hi," said the man "Your search is over, for I am the man of your dreams. I've got no arms, so I can't beat you up and I've got no legs, so I can't run away."
The old woman asked, "What makes you think you're so great in b*d?"
To which he replied, "I rang the doorbell, didn't I?"
2007-03-09 10:56:20 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Whooooa
Tink x *
2007-03-10 02:50:28 · answer #1 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Clever very clever, 8/10.
2007-03-09 15:08:58 · answer #2 · answered by zeroartmac 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good joke. I was not expecting the doorbell punchline
2007-03-09 13:46:37 · answer #3 · answered by Family matters 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL 5/5 + a star *
2007-03-09 11:01:55 · answer #4 · answered by ♫Lauryn♫ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My expectations were low, but I had to restrain a little laugh. You might want to be selective about where you tell that one.
2007-03-09 11:01:57 · answer #5 · answered by Roman 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
on arms no legs at your door step mat. no arms no legs in you pool bob, """"in your wallet bill.""""in bathroom john.""""in your face frank ha ha ha, so many more
2007-03-09 11:08:39 · answer #6 · answered by cookie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice a star for a star
2007-03-09 11:00:53 · answer #7 · answered by well thts it...... 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked this one. Very funny!
2007-03-09 12:03:23 · answer #8 · answered by snapdragon747 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was pretty funny:) Keep em coming....
2007-03-09 16:32:24 · answer #9 · answered by melindah83 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Suprised me. lol good one
2007-03-09 11:13:17 · answer #10 · answered by fastfingersalvin 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋