ties tow rope round donkey,pulls him out,week later chicken falls down hole and shouts 4 donkey 2 get BMW
donkey walks over to hole & drops his willie down & chicken climbs out......
Moral of story when your hung like a donkey u dont need a BMW to pull a bird.............
2007-03-09 10:53:35 · 10 answers · asked by Spike 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Mine is longer!
A little bird was flying through the rainforest when it heard something calling out. It flew down and found an elephant stuck in a mud hole. Hello Mr Elephant can I help? No but go and gat the King o the jungle Mr Lion. Off the bird went and found him at home. Told him the problem so he got his Porsche from the garage and a tow rope and followed the bird to the elephant on pulled him out. The elephant was so grateful that he told him he was now his buddy and anytime he was in trouble he could call on him. …………And the months rolled by until one day the elephant was walking through the forest and he could hear a cry for help. Sounds like my buddy he thought. He found him in the same mud hole! Go get Mr Lion said the bird. Off went the elephant, crashing through the forest to the lion’s house. Knocked on the door, no answer, rushed to Mr Rhino’s house and was told Mr Lion had gone on holiday just that morning. Panic set in, he rushed to see the little bird who had now sunk up to his wing-pits. Little bird sorry Mr Lion was not in. I’ll have to get you out myself. With that he reversed up to the hole and stuck his tail out, but the bird couldn’t reach it. He tried with his trunk, still couldn’t reach. Oh no he thought but then I am a bull elephant with one other very large appendage and with that he pushed it out as far as he could reach. The little bird held on tightly with its beak and was pulled out! ……………….
And the moral of the story is if you’ve got a c**k like an elephant you don’t need a Porsche to pull a bird!!!!
Can I get the 10 points for best answer for this joke please .......
2007-03-10 05:07:22 · answer #1 · answered by ask this dummy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Clever but just not that funny 6/10.
2007-03-09 15:19:26 · answer #2 · answered by zeroartmac 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
rooster? Oh... i assumed it replaced into Kittens....my undesirable. rattling and right here I even have been training my purrrrroww for months now. Meeeeeeeeeeeeerooooowwwww! Now how does that pass? Cluck cluck....... hehehe
2016-11-23 18:11:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
no, no, no the punch line is "You don't need a BMW to pick up chicks. and its a Mercedes. now the joke is funny. hahahahahahaha
2007-03-09 10:59:04 · answer #4 · answered by kenmauiphoto 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Time for bed, Spike.
2007-03-09 10:57:41 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
ha nice one im gonna def use it thnx
2007-03-09 11:36:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one. hope you dont mind if i use it
2007-03-09 13:04:29 · answer #7 · answered by Ste323 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha!
2007-03-10 13:32:23 · answer #8 · answered by Dusty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok....I will remember that
2007-03-09 10:57:21 · answer #9 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
VERY GOOD! LOL
2007-03-09 10:58:11 · answer #10 · answered by Laura S 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋