up to heaven first?"
Two children rose their hand. One was little Johnny. Hesitant to pick on him she chose little Mary.
"I think your heart goes first because, that's were your emotions of love are."
"Very interesting." replied the teacher. Seeing no one else had their hand raised but Johnny, she finally called on him.
"I think your feet go up first."
Confused but relieved the teacher said, "Why is that?"
Johnny replied, "Once when I walked in my parents room I saw my dad on my mom, and she had her feet in the air saying "Oh God!"
2007-03-09 10:51:59 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
nice one
2007-03-09 10:54:34 · answer #1 · answered by bubble 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Evolution is hypothesis and a actuality. A theory which has withstood 150 years of examine with a huge number of emperical info so end mendacity. no one has ever claimed that there arent any unanswered questions nevertheless... the only difficulty theists can arise with is detrimental arguments and pseudo technological expertise inspired by technique of their infantile stuborrnness a l. a. "because of the fact i says so for this reason thats the way it particularly is"
2016-09-30 11:08:22 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
excellent joke
i'll give to 10 out of 10
2007-03-09 20:45:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK, I chuckled. Needed a chuckle before I got out of here.
2007-03-09 10:56:23 · answer #4 · answered by Laura S 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pretty good, 9/10.
2007-03-09 15:23:40 · answer #5 · answered by zeroartmac 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A good one.
2007-03-09 10:59:16 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
that little johnny is a funny kid
2007-03-09 11:25:49 · answer #7 · answered by doghouse 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny!
2007-03-09 12:35:29 · answer #8 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats a verry verry verry good joke
2007-03-09 11:04:27 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
u made me laugh ☻☺☺☻☻☺☺☻
2007-03-09 10:56:07 · answer #10 · answered by *Ninja w/ awesome pirate powers* 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋