I'm busy. You're ugly. Have a nice day.
Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it.
Remember my name - you'll be screaming it later.
Of course I don't look busy ... I did it right the first time.
Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths?
I'm multi-talented: I can talk and tick you off at the same time.
Do NOT start with me. You will NOT win.
Don't tick me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP!
Guys have feelings too. But like ... who cares?
I don't believe in miracles. I rely on them.
Next mood swing: six minutes.
I hate everybody and you're next.
Please don't make me kill you.
And your point is ... ?
I used to be a schizophrenic, but we're OK now.
All stressed out and no one to choke.
I'm one of those bad things that happen to good people.
How can I miss you if you won't go away?
Sorry if I looked interested. I'm not.
2007-03-09 10:50:16 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hey funny, You have redeemed yourself (a bit).
I actually have two of those! But which ones?
10/10 *
Tink xxx
2007-03-10 02:46:19 · answer #1 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny. That takes care of my wardrobe for the next 20 days (as soon as my shirts get printed).
2007-03-09 19:49:20 · answer #2 · answered by re_nec_ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The second one was pretty good. A lot of them could apply to most people,. 8/10
2007-03-09 21:22:05 · answer #3 · answered by zeroartmac 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My ones say 'physco b!tch, bug me and Ill kill you!', ' I f***ed your boyfriend' and 'I can suck a pound coin through a straw! Still want to go out with your mates?' Pretty crude but they certainly get lots of attention!!!!!!
2007-03-09 19:25:10 · answer #4 · answered by Lovely Witch 25 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha i was thinging of doing one No two heads do dont sprout up with a wheelie no matter how long you stare
2007-03-09 18:56:25 · answer #5 · answered by nendlin 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I LOVE THEM!
u odnt mind if i steal them do you....who care..im taking them!
2007-03-09 18:58:11 · answer #6 · answered by taxi 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!!!!!!!! âºâ»âºâ»
How about............
more me less you
its cute how you think im listining
your ugly, Im pretty. Lifs not always fair, is it?
your ugly and thats sad
2007-03-09 18:59:39 · answer #7 · answered by *Ninja w/ awesome pirate powers* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahah the last one & "we're ok now" are gold! excellent job!
2007-03-10 02:13:40 · answer #8 · answered by Link 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can only please one person a day......
Today's not your day, and tomorrow isn't looking good either...
Don't try to understand me.............just love me!
M : )
Don't tick me off......
2007-03-09 18:56:40 · answer #9 · answered by mesmerized 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny. I have one:
Abrakadabra... f*** you're still ugly.
2007-03-09 18:55:15 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋