A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud of himself that he starts calling his wife "Mother of Six" in spite of her objections.
One night they go to a party. The man decides that it's time to go home, and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well.
He shouts at the top of his voice, 'Shall we go home now Mother of Six?"
His wife, finally fed up with her husband shouts back,
"Anytime you're ready, Father of Four!"
2007-03-09 10:46:19 · 30 answers · asked by ANNE G 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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Funny
2007-03-09 10:50:00 · answer #1 · answered by *Ninja w/ awesome pirate powers* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! Great punchline! 9/10.
2007-03-09 18:54:58 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Personally I think its wrong for him to go around saying that after his wife already said she doesn't like to be called that, but it is just payback. Payback can be a pain sometimes.
2007-03-09 18:51:45 · answer #3 · answered by Tyese 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ok, not the best but not bad, 6/10
2007-03-09 23:35:21 · answer #4 · answered by zeroartmac 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Oh, oh sounds like trouble, who's laughing now?
Chihuahuas
2007-03-09 18:53:51 · answer #5 · answered by kenmauiphoto 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
OMG! that means the 2 children are not his! hahahaaha
2007-03-09 19:23:16 · answer #6 · answered by babycakes_rocks 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Funny. The father probably like "Why?"
2007-03-09 18:53:33 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
she considers him as two of her children so he is not the father of himself
2007-03-09 18:49:14 · answer #8 · answered by Ραχτοη 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Tee hee!
2007-03-09 18:49:40 · answer #9 · answered by mcfifi 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lmao its great u get a star
2007-03-09 18:49:05 · answer #10 · answered by well thts it...... 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋