In her own eyes, Julia was the most popular girl around. "A lot of men are gonna be totally miserable when I marry."
"Really?" said her date, "And just how many men are you intending to marry?"
as the Broadway showgirls were dressing for a performance, one of them noticed her friend was no longer sporting a flashy engagement ring. "What happened, Lily?" she asked, pointing to the bare finger. "The wedding off?"
"Yeah," Lily admitted. "I saw him in a bathing suit last week, and he looked so different without his wallet."
2007-03-09 10:39:30 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha they're great! and new ones on me, did you make them up yourself? if so, you're a funny guy!!!
2007-03-09 11:04:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sweet!
8/10 * head hanging!
Tink xx
2007-03-10 02:35:31 · answer #2 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good ones! Funny!
2007-03-09 10:42:31 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha, the really funny thing is that that could actually happen! (the second one anyway). I like the first one tho...
2007-03-09 10:45:16 · answer #4 · answered by Empress Amethyst 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You made me laugh â»âº good 4 u! Star!
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2007-03-09 10:44:11 · answer #5 · answered by *Ninja w/ awesome pirate powers* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
groooan to the first (sorry) but the second was funny he he xx
2007-03-09 10:44:01 · answer #6 · answered by ♥♥Cat Lady♥♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1st one cute
2nd one just ok
2007-03-09 11:26:35 · answer #7 · answered by just me 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
both good
2007-03-09 10:44:22 · answer #8 · answered by Greenio 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great ones.....LOL
2007-03-09 11:04:43 · answer #9 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ...good one !!
2007-03-09 10:43:34 · answer #10 · answered by Shredder 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋