God made weed, man made beer and liquor. Any questions?
2007-03-09 10:34:41 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Yes, but which God ,Squishy? Perhaps it was the High One. ;-)
2007-03-09 11:00:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
Yes, and man also ruled that liquor was not a drug although it has killed more people and ruined more lives than a little weed ever could. You see, in man's world the belief is that nothing is wrong as long as I'm the one doing it. In God's world, they sit back, toke, and watch the free-for-all below. Wait...did I say in God's world? I meant Wayne's apartment, up on the fifth floor. Why am I so hungry? And why do you look so gosh-darn scrumptious, squirrel? Come 'ere... a little closer...
Ah, I need some chocolate milk to wash the squirrel down with.
2007-03-09 19:50:45 · answer #2 · answered by Me, Thrice-Baked 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
You would like the prayer of St. Bridgid of Ireland
"I would like a great lake of beer for the King of Kings. I would like to be watching Heaven's family drinking it through all eternity."
2007-03-09 18:39:42 · answer #3 · answered by Max Marie, OFS 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Without God there be no man
2007-03-09 18:37:01 · answer #4 · answered by Linda 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You might get the head vote here, but I'm still not on board.
2007-03-09 18:38:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
HEY MAN! CAN YOU HELP ME FIND THE CAPS LOCK KEY?
i KNEW WHERE IT WAS, BUT, I GOT A FULL BOWL, AND THE CARBERATOR IS BLOCKED, SO I GOT TO FIX IT.
2007-03-09 18:41:10 · answer #6 · answered by Tim 47 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
His word, the holy bible. He has preserved it down to our day.
What other book has been around this long?
2007-03-09 18:39:05 · answer #7 · answered by Just So 6 · 0⤊ 3⤋
I like how you roll.
2007-03-09 19:06:45 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋