What was god doing for the hundreds of millions of years while dinosaurs were walking the earth and for the billions of years before they came along ????
Is that why he created man, cos he got bored????
2007-03-09 10:29:36 · 16 answers · asked by trickyrick32 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
hehe good one, that rattled the cage of those jebus people, questions like these show up the level of ignorance out there.
I reacon the world was invented the day I was born, there`s no proof in the world to me that there was anything at all untill then.
2007-03-09 11:56:17 · answer #1 · answered by amos 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Hi, my name joshua kane, i am not jesus, jesus was just this kid that used to follow me around, back in the good old days - he would listen to my speeches and serve food, drink my wine and sometimes he would go for long walks to contemplate his belly button! Well, i am here to tell you about the TRONGOD, and the gospel of zerokane.THATS WHAT I WAS HERE FOR IN THE BEGINNING, but that pesky jesus, kept on bothering me. Mind you i reckon i got off lightly, you know what happened to jesus, although I was surprised that Judas grassed him up. they were lovers you know! Must have had an argument! It disturbs me a great deal that i have been forgotten, jesus that 'scamp', stole my ideas and ideals and passed them off as his own, obviously he changed a lot of my texts, facts and history, due to copyright reasons, but my disciples certainly were a little fickle, as soon as Jesus gave all that fish and bread , they were off, followed him around all day every day, 24 - 7, i think i had a lucky escape. Anyway, as i was saying, my god, my gospel is the true word! It must be true because I wrote it all in a book, but i found out recently that the 'vatican' are witholding it from publication, something about truth, reality, demise of the church and all that! Well, i'm back now, so they better be ready to apologise, give me back my book and do something about that whole 'jesus' thing. My dad says hello, and my mum is busy doing some blessings, dad isin the garden trying to make a better earth , the first one he made has really got disease infected. See you at EASTER!
2007-03-09 19:35:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
God created those dinosaurs all thos hundred million years ago and he alone knows why he did, maybe for oil as someone pointed out earlier.... And a hundred million years to us won't be a hundred million years to God. He owns and defines time to any scale he wants.
2007-03-09 19:06:15 · answer #3 · answered by Zee 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hmmmmm... someone would have to find the passage for me... I think it's in Daniel... ...and maybe I need help from a Geologist or two...
There is a prophecy about the end times where it talks about the knowledge of the world vastly increasing in the last days.
...Well, it took the petroleum industry and the offshoot industries (plastics, et. al) to bring us to the explosion of human knowledge via the technologies of today.
From what I understand ...oil comes from the decayed bodies of the dinosaurs and plant life of that age...
So, God had total foresight to create them for our needs at this time. IMO
Peace. --De
2007-03-09 10:39:42 · answer #4 · answered by Depoetic 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
He lives outside time.Peter says,"A day with the Lord is a thousand years and a thousand years but a day".
2007-03-09 10:43:53 · answer #5 · answered by AngelsFan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You people who believe that the world is 6000 years old and that fossils aren't real are ******* certifiable. You should be locked up far away from pointy objects for your and everyone else's safety.
2007-03-09 12:37:21 · answer #6 · answered by Captain Flaps 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
God created the heavens and earth and man before the dinosaurs. I don't think God gets bored.
2007-03-09 10:34:16 · answer #7 · answered by jadeynoctobre@att.net 4 · 1⤊ 5⤋
I'm not sure there has been millions of years that have passed by. I don't understand "fossils". I have seen many things that have rotted and none of them turned to stone for future exhibition. I believe dinosaurs may have been when the fallen angels walked the earth freely and then at one point , God killed their fleshly body and turned it into stone.
We see this in the story of Sodom and Gomorrah. When what's her name turned to look at God's wrath, when she had been told not to look, God turned her into a pillar of salt.
I don't trust this scientific timing such as "carbon dating", after all it is just a mathematical equation and can't math be incorrect.
2007-03-09 10:39:30 · answer #8 · answered by Wayne 3 · 0⤊ 5⤋
Only God could truly know what he was doing. I tried to check his itinery but it was hard to locate. Amazon and Ebay didn't have one or you can bet it would be rush delivered to my house.
2007-03-09 10:44:48 · answer #9 · answered by Edward J 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God is pretend, like Bullwinkle, just not as smart.
2007-03-09 10:34:27 · answer #10 · answered by gobobgo55 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋