Please give me your unbelieveable story. It will serve not purpose in my life. thank you.
2007-03-09 10:23:16 · 34 answers · asked by bebyangel 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Because religion screwed up the world
2007-03-09 10:26:26 · answer #1 · answered by rosbif 6 · 12⤊ 3⤋
Hi, my name joshua kane, i am not jesus, jesus was just this kid that used to follow me around, back in the good old days - he would listen to my speeches and serve food, drink my wine and sometimes he would go for long walks to contemplate his belly button! Well, i am here to tell you about the TRONGOD, and the gospel of zerokane.THATS WHAT I WAS HERE FOR IN THE BEGINNING, but that pesky jesus, kept on bothering me. Mind you i reckon i got off lightly, you know what happened to jesus, although I was surprised that Judas grassed him up. they were lovers you know! Must have had an argument! It disturbs me a great deal that i have been forgotten, jesus that 'scamp', stole my ideas and ideals and passed them off as his own, obviously he changed a lot of my texts, facts and history, due to copyright reasons, but my disciples certainly were a little fickle, as soon as Jesus gave all that fish and bread , they were off, followed him around all day every day, 24 - 7, i think i had a lucky escape. Anyway, as i was saying, my god, my gospel is the true word! It must be true because I wrote it all in a book, but i found out recently that the 'vatican' are witholding it from publication, something about truth, reality, demise of the church and all that! Well, i'm back now, so they better be ready to apologise, give me back my book and do something about that whole 'jesus' thing. My dad says hello, and my mum is busy doing some blessings, dad isin the garden trying to make a better earth , the first one he made has really got disease infected. See you at EASTER!
2007-03-09 19:37:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The world is the way it is because people are mostly selfish, and act to further their own interests rather than live a life of love for others.
The world can be better than this if we just live for other people rather than focusing on ourselves all of the time.
This is my story of why things are the way they are. As long as it helps us to better forge the world of tomorrow, we can think what we want about where we came from. Who cares whether things were created at once, or whether they grew from humble beginnings? History is only useful in as much as we can use it for the sake of the future. That is my story, and regardless of what you say, I hope it will mean something to you.
2007-03-09 10:32:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Here's my not so "unbelievable" answer which is supported by logic (and hell realms have NOTHING to do with it): all things arise due to causes and conditions, are changing and impermanent. This world "ended up" as whatever you're perceiving it as due to whatever causes and conditions are making you perceive it as such... so if you perceive this whole world in a negative manner... that's not anybody else's fault, nor does it have anything to do with an omnipotent creator being...
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2007-03-09 10:32:30 · answer #4 · answered by vinslave 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I believe a God put us here to fulfill his insecurities about being loved. He had created a kingdom for Himself, but was unsure if the angels in His kingdom truly loved Him, because they had always been with him, and never really had the chance to choose. So He created a universe distant from Himself, and in it created a race of humans, who had free will to choose to be love Him, and they do He feels more secure, but when they don't He throws fits, adn does things like wiping out almost the entire human race.
Oh wait that's what you think.
I believe in evolution, cause it has evidence to back it up, and works better within the realm of reality.
2007-03-09 10:31:12 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
My question is, of course, why is it that people who address questions to "all atheist," can't manage to make the noun plural.
It is not just a chance occurence. It happens much too frequently to be chance. I think it must reflect a peculiar mental attitude on the part of the questioners toward atheists. They must imagine that they are addressing one vast "Borg-like" entity.
Odd, isn't it?
2007-03-09 10:51:25 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
The only unbelivible story I could come up with was that some guy that has always existed poofed the universe into existence and made humans out of dirt.
2007-03-09 10:31:28 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
If it will "serve not purpose" in your life, then why bother us with the question in the first place?
2007-03-09 10:31:11 · answer #8 · answered by MishMash [I am not one of your fans] 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
It would be a bit pointless anyone giving you a sensible answer as you clearly don't have the equipment to comprehend it.
Luckily for you, you don't need answers because you've got ignorance instead.
2007-03-09 11:20:52 · answer #9 · answered by mainwoolly 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Firstly Evolution as its proven unlike your made in a day rubbish and grow up as you seem like a pathetic teenager just causing trouble.
2007-03-09 10:38:50 · answer #10 · answered by Krayden 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Why bother asking the question, you obviously not interested in hearing an answer.
You have verbal diarhorea - did someone already tell you this - I just want to confirm to you that it is true, you definitely have VD.
2007-03-09 10:31:37 · answer #11 · answered by Jewel 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋