2007-03-09 10:12:22 · 7 answers · asked by ♥sweety♥ 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
What does the sign BFI mean in front of a dumpster?
Black Family Inside
2007-03-09 10:15:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Two guys went golfing one day, and on first swing, each guy hit his ball so hard he couldn't find where it went. They searched and searched, until finally, an hour later, the first guy found his in a field of buttercups. He was so mad that it took him an hour to find the ball, that he went crazy, swinging his golf club at the buttercups, destroying them. A genie appeared, and said " you have destroyed mother nature's creation. Since you killed the buttercups, you will be cursed for the rest of your life. You can never have butter again. This means no butter for your popcorn, no butter on your potatoes, no butter for anything...ever!" The guy was startled at this, and he noticed his friend across the field. His friend screamed "Hey, I found my ball. It's over here in this field of pussywillows." And the other guy yelled "DON'T SWING, WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T SWING!!"
2007-03-09 18:23:30 · answer #2 · answered by queenB 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 men are alone in the woods. Once guy has to go sh1t and he doesn't have toilet paper. The other guy says use a dollar. Five minutes the guy comes covered with sh1t. " What happened?," asks the 2nd guy. " Try wiping ur a55 with 3 quarters 2 dimes and a nickel."
2007-03-09 18:23:21 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A man, his wife and seven children where waiting in a bus stop. After some time a blind mad joins them.
The bus comes and the conductor says, "Only eight seats vacant"
The man quickly tells his wife, "You and children get on , myself and the blind man will walk".
The bus speeds of and both the man and the blind walks. The blind man starts taping his stick on the road.
To the tap.. tap.. sound the man gets wild and shouts at the blind, "Asshole can`t you put a rubber to the end of the stick to avoid the tap.. tap .."
To this the blind man shouts back, "****** if you would have put a Rubber to the end of your stick we both would have been in the bus".
2007-03-09 18:17:05 · answer #4 · answered by purplmonkeez 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Gene Wilder from "Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory": "You should open your mouth wider when you speak" . The perfect retort to stupidity.
2007-03-09 18:17:14 · answer #5 · answered by blogbaba 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Listen to Chris Rock and his HBO specials this is none stop laughter.
2007-03-09 18:16:11 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Have you ever seen the movie constipated???"
"No..."
"It never came out!!!"
i don't care if someone gives me a low rating
that's the most LOL i have heard in a long time!!!
and i got it off YAHOO!
2007-03-09 18:16:49 · answer #7 · answered by ♥oh*em*gee♥ 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋