asked him what he would like to drink?
''Two pints of guinness, please.''
''TWO pints, do you have time, we're about to close?''
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''That's okay, one is for me and one's for the road.....''
2007-03-09 10:03:04 · 12 answers · asked by dteacher1uk 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Tut ... he sounds like a bit of a cycle path
2007-03-09 10:06:22 · answer #1 · answered by ? 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
If I tell that to my barman son when he gets home around three in the morning... I think I'll be chewing tarmac:-(
2007-03-09 18:07:02 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
only just got it haha, i was a bit slow on that one then had 2 read it 4 times lol ;)
2007-03-09 18:17:28 · answer #3 · answered by *Claire* 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yea but it's a good one
2007-03-09 18:09:08 · answer #4 · answered by lazybird2006 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
truefully 5/10 sorry
2007-03-09 18:14:44 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
yes indeed very very old! but a good one none the less!
2007-03-09 22:02:38 · answer #6 · answered by Dreamin 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whats wrong... Can't think of an better joke... something that's not DECADES old!!
dumb
2007-03-10 06:00:25 · answer #7 · answered by Lucky Cat 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Har!
2007-03-09 18:11:34 · answer #8 · answered by Year of the Monkey 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a good one!
2007-03-09 18:08:04 · answer #9 · answered by edgar b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha!
2007-03-10 13:05:12 · answer #10 · answered by Dusty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋