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Is Satan at fault for the naughty things I do with cucumbers? Will Jesus forgive me for "Playing," with my food?

2007-03-09 09:53:02 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

I'm a guy, by the way.

2007-03-09 09:54:23 · update #1

12 answers

Interesting. I once saw a guy "play" with a hairbrush. Let me tell you, that is an image I will never ever forget.

2007-03-09 10:07:03 · answer #1 · answered by Ayesha 4 · 0 0

No there is no good and evil it is all the same..and whatever your doing with your cucumber is entirely your doing and noone else or nothing else is making you do it...but enjoy anyway..lol..

2007-03-09 17:58:04 · answer #2 · answered by elizabeth l 2 · 0 0

Satan was the cause for man to lose touch with God, which leads to sin.

2007-03-09 17:57:20 · answer #3 · answered by RB 7 · 0 0

Nope, it's Santa's fault for giving you the idea for Christmas.

2007-03-09 17:58:31 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Yes, the Devil is in the cucumbers.
:D

I hope this was a joke.

2007-03-09 17:56:57 · answer #5 · answered by Nameless 4 · 0 0

Yes. God wants you to play with the bananas he so perfectly designed for you.

2007-03-09 18:05:20 · answer #6 · answered by Snark 7 · 0 0

satan will bend over backwards and forewards to help you he is like that

2007-03-09 18:02:13 · answer #7 · answered by andrew w 7 · 0 0

In your case he'll make an exception

2007-03-09 17:57:11 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Hump it do all you want to it god will forgive you I know he will .

2007-03-09 18:02:22 · answer #9 · answered by Hes perry perry the platupus 2 · 0 0

w2g... keep annoying the christians!

2007-03-09 18:18:34 · answer #10 · answered by Zana 2 · 0 0

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