A man was walking along a dirt road and saw a farmer with a truck bed of peaches and a sign that said "Special Peaches for Sale". "What's so special about these peaches" the man asked? The farmer replied "These peaches ain't ordinary peaches. They special made to taste like anything you want." The man thought and said "ok it's morning, give me one that taste like bacon & eggs." The farmer searched the pile and pulled out a peach. The man bit into it and said "wow that taste like bacon!" He took another bite and said "that taste like eggs". He wanted to challenge the farmer again and asked for one that taste like peanut butter & jelly. The farmer searched the pile again for a peach. The man took a bite and said "taste like peanut butter", another bite and said "taste like jelly". The man challenged the farmer one more time and asked for one that tased like coochie. The farmer searched the pile again. The man took a bite and said "this taste like $#!t". The farmer said "turn it around."
2007-03-09 09:06:57 · 3 answers · asked by missmozee 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha Ha! Funny! lol!
2007-03-09 12:58:23 · answer #1 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great Job that was A++++++ material.The writer expressed their feelings in their joke great job!!!!!!!!
2007-03-09 21:43:33 · answer #2 · answered by silver 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha!
2007-03-10 12:45:34 · answer #3 · answered by Dusty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋