I know they're bad - but hey a small smile is better than no smile...
This is from a response I've recieved tonight- you know who you are - & and thanks for another 'very small' smile and joining the ranks of 'crappy' joke telling (no seriously thanks for a nice repsonse)
"two eggs, one male, one female, being boiled. the female turned to the male and said I'v got a crack, the male egg replied , no point telling me I'm not hard yet. "
Anyone got anymore - I'm happy to use my points to post them - having a bad day - but trying to look at the best and not dread an access meeting tomorrow - so the worse any jokes are - I'd probably appreciate more..
Hey life goes on & you've just gotta keep smiling - the other option don't look good...
2007-03-09 09:03:15 · 7 answers · asked by bengimog 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
ok...this one was cute....made me chuckle...cheer up and good luck tomorrow
2007-03-09 09:08:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two sausages are in a flying pan, one sausage turns to the other and says "Gosh It's hot!" and the other sausage jumped and said "Ahh! A talking sausage!!"
I love that joke. Makes me go into fits of laughter everytime I think about it!! He he. Hope that cheered you up.
If you need more help, send me an email. I've got plenty more! :)
2007-03-09 09:43:57 · answer #2 · answered by Daisy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
aaww chin up petal it can only get better good luck for tomorrow x
haha funny joke..............dont want a violation for chatting
2007-03-09 09:08:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was quite rubbish,....... my 8 year old daughter can do better..
2007-03-09 09:31:08 · answer #4 · answered by Jeanette 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha will be telling my mates that tom hehe xx
2007-03-09 09:10:38 · answer #5 · answered by ♥♥Cat Lady♥♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i got something to make you a happy boy ;-)
2007-03-09 09:09:40 · answer #6 · answered by AnswerGeek 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Made me smile, thanks
2007-03-09 09:12:33 · answer #7 · answered by Scottish Girl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋