Best answer wins a pair of fuffy pink handcuffs
2007-03-09 09:00:39 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Law Enforcement & Police
If it's a guy get your gf/wife to perform oral sex on him-it works in porn films and Americans are weird so may work for real.
2007-03-09 16:05:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
very good question. I'm assuming you are not from U.S.A. or you would know that it is a vast and very diverse Country. each state has its own laws and interpetations of the laws. We have Federal, State, Local, and Municiple Laws, any of which can be violated by anyone, most times without even knowing it. you can drive 1 mile down any roadway or highway and see at least a dozen or so signs that tell you what the law is, (speed,direction,ect) so determining a standard bribe amount is not feasible. It depends on the location, economy, moral degradation and amount you would feel acceptable to pay for the offence committed. However, on a personal note: First, obey the law. Second, paying a ticket would be cheaper than a felony charge. Third, if you can find an officer who will accept a bribe, arrest him. ps......give me a dollar and I won't tell anyone about this.......wink wink......
2007-03-09 17:37:49 · answer #2 · answered by Doctor Pain 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Try bribing most police officers to prevent getting a ticket will get you charged with the felony offense of "attempting to bribe an officer." Just accept the ticket and pay it.
2007-03-09 17:07:08 · answer #3 · answered by Country girl 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I would recommend just being polite and apologetic about the offense and take the ticket. If you are nice about it the officer might go easier on you. This is what I did when I was stopped and I was let off with a warning.
2007-03-09 17:58:10 · answer #4 · answered by CJ 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Look at this!!! Everybody loves to talk about how crooked the cops are but when someone asks how to go about bribing one all you hear is that it doesn't work. Maybe the attitude toward police officers is improving. Glad to see it.
2007-03-09 18:14:29 · answer #5 · answered by Pooky Bear the Sensitive 5 · 2⤊ 2⤋
a good bribe would be to submit to 10 months in state prison
2007-03-09 18:37:59 · answer #6 · answered by skipper409 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Tell you what. Send ME a thousand dollars and I'LL let you off with a traffic offense... 'course, I'm not in law enforcement... but you DIDN'T specify...
2007-03-09 17:45:43 · answer #7 · answered by scruffycat 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i wouldn't try to bribe a yank police officer; you'll most likely go to jail
2007-03-09 17:05:03 · answer #8 · answered by mcc123 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Is fuffy similar to fluffy???
2007-03-09 17:44:01 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
usually when you try and find out you get arrested for bribery, thrown in jail and after a few months mixed showering find that you cant hold your solids anymore
2007-03-10 08:12:43 · answer #10 · answered by vdv_desantnik 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋