some of our beliefs are
gods first name is Larry
jesus is a hateful person who has not forgiven us for nailing him to the cross.
god created the world by accedent
our sacred book is the true bible.
this is not the same as the christian bible which is the message of god written by man our book was actually written by god.
some quotes are
Larry 34:95
"for i Larry, your god only true god, am an athiest, and do not believe in myself"
(we think he was joking when he wrote that)
Larry 79:36
"for behold, it was by my hand that was created marijuwana. and by the hand of man was created alcohol."
Larry 79:37
"why is it then that the fruit of the land is condemned while the creation of man is supported? does man believe his creations are better than those of his own god?"
God 37:61
"and i say to you my children, that my one true son has lost his way. his soul has been corrupted by hate and he seeks vengence on those who tormented him."
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2007-03-09 08:49:01 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
god wasn't much for spelling
2007-03-09 08:49:48 · update #1
this is for catrionn
God 127:34
"and the beasts created of pasta, those who fly without wings, shall be no more. for they have called themselves gods and i shall cast them from this land for their crimes."
God 127:35
"and it would yet be twenty generations before the coming of my son."
2007-03-10 05:10:48 · update #2
Bob was better!
2007-03-09 10:04:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
well first off you need to learn how to spell. I dont know how.you came up with this religion but it doesnt make much sence to me. In the Bible it says that God gave His only begotten Son for all of us. All we have to do is Believe inHim. How can you say that the world was an accident? You think that He mistakenly said let there be a world. I strongly disagree with you on this larryism or whatever you call it.
2007-03-17 08:17:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok go pray to Larry, Im sure that will help!!! thats sick!! Good thing the TRUE GOD (GOD not larry LOLOLOLOLOL) will save you please come back to Him and you will be saved and get to go to the beautiful resort which is heaven and not burn in the coal mines of hell! Im 13 and evn no better than that stupid Larry stuff! God doesnt like idol worshippers!!!
2007-03-17 07:26:21 · answer #3 · answered by Fabio's loyal servant 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok then, you can believe in Larry, and will believe in Jesus. But seriously the way to make money: start a religion and sell it to naive hollywood stars without a brain between them.
2007-03-16 22:40:07 · answer #4 · answered by Tim D 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ONLY the great spirit of the Forest exists for all creatures
who may accept it into the hearts of you all.
Love and Faith will bring you humans thru it all OK
but if Larryism is good for Y'all then its good for us.
signed Forest Sky Yeti the 14th
of the N American Bigfoot Klan
P.S. Please stop killing so many of our animal friends OK?
2007-03-10 06:30:26 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just another one who thinks he is God, the book I read from warns us about how "common" and plentifull you "gods" will be.
2007-03-17 09:22:15 · answer #6 · answered by dad 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You blasphemer! Don't you know that the Flying Spaghetti Monster is the ONE TRUE GOD?!
Repent now you fool, or else......(what? Hmm....I have to think about this. [giggling]
2007-03-10 01:29:05 · answer #7 · answered by catrionn 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Seriously, that is totally uncalled for! That is an insult to Christains everywhere!
2007-03-17 06:54:53 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
first yall should use a better name like bob or something, second not trying to be mean, but if you actually believe that mess, then all i have to say is you're going to hell!!!!!
2007-03-17 08:19:13 · answer #9 · answered by Blondie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok. Way too much time on your hands. Do you like grape koolaid?
2007-03-16 21:17:49 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you need to read the bible & I'm truly worried about you.
2007-03-17 09:41:49 · answer #11 · answered by sandy.d 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋