im not gonna lie....i like to get nuts. ill have the stereo on AND the tv on at the same time for partyin sake. ill have a beer and a shot at the same time cause i like the flavor. and somtimes i just want my wife to tell me her name is Manny from Wisconsin and has a thing for peter pan? all i want to do is party ya know? whats the point if you cant party? how can i make my wife tell me shes a man?
2007-03-09 08:47:16 · 27 answers · asked by Asskick M 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
I know I will be at the end of the answer list because I have been laughing non-stop. Thank you. That was the best question asked today.
2007-03-09 08:52:56 · answer #1 · answered by MrsJune 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well talk about kinky. I think that with all the down low stuff, questionable sexualities and STDS going around that my have her wondering. Men typically don;t want another man involved in anything sexually that has to do with them unless they are A) gay B) curious. so your wife is probably thinking you are going overboard with the roleplaying. if it's not her thing let it go. there are tons of other ways to get nuts. she probably also thinking if she does that what will you ask her to do next. All the Best.
2007-03-09 16:54:43 · answer #2 · answered by TRUTH HURTZ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First, I'm wondering why you said women if you are married. In answer to your question, however, I think they get upset because it is disrespectful and maybe a little scary. Most people like to be liked or loved for who they are. Asking a woman to be someone other than who she is, is a signal that who they are is not good enough for you. Who would enjoy that? Asking them to pretend to be a man may be out of their realm of expectations too.
2007-03-09 17:01:59 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have to agree with clarrisa. I think that you need to take a long look at your wife and ask yourself if you are in love with her or if you want a man. There is nothing wrong with that you just need to be fair to her and give her the chance to find a man that wants to be with a woman.
2007-03-09 16:56:05 · answer #4 · answered by wlfbelcher 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can hardly type this!! My shoulders have the shakes from giggling so hard!!
Manny from Wisconsin....MMMMWWAAAAAHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Hmm....maybe you should dress up in a Little Bo' Peep costume and lay out the cop uniform for her. Since you're into partying and all. And oh yeah....a donkey show! That oughtta do it!
2007-03-09 16:52:33 · answer #5 · answered by Bathroom Graffiti 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You can't make your wife do anything. It's a free country.
Why not go to Wisconsin and find Manny and get it over with?
2007-03-09 16:52:16 · answer #6 · answered by CYP450 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because your wife is having difficulty accepting the fact that she married a gay man who is still in denial.
2007-03-09 16:50:41 · answer #7 · answered by Clarissa 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tie her to a bedroom wall using thick chains lined with fuzzy pink boa scarves (for a touch of attitude *spank spank*), look her in the eye and say, "Do as I say and tell me you're a goddamned man."
If you want, play the 'Rocky' theme song in the background for added masculinity effect.
2007-03-09 16:52:24 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why would she want to? I am a women and if my husband wanted me to pretend to be a man, I would file for divorce, so he could have the real thing.
2007-03-09 16:53:10 · answer #9 · answered by Debbie A 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why dont you hang out at a gay club or like date a dude then you wouldnt have to worry about her saying shes a man when shes not
2007-03-09 16:51:20 · answer #10 · answered by crazy_elf_220 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋