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My mom just got out of the bathroom, and there is a lot of blood in the garbage. I think she killed someone. What would Jesus do?

2007-03-09 08:46:22 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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Stone her for being unclean! You must lock her in a room with no male company for two weeks and if she refuses to cooperate, sic the townspeople on her. Your mother is a dirty, dirty woman. Perhaps after her stoning she will go to God and ask his forgiveness, but if she is as stubborn as she seems you may be visiting her again in hell.

2007-03-09 09:46:11 · answer #1 · answered by Me, Thrice-Baked 5 · 0 0

I don't believe that He would ask this kind of a question, but here we go.

What would Jesus do is a load of crap. If you want to know what Jesus did it is written down and all one has to do is read. Wow, how simple could that be. I didn't say you had to believe it, accept it, want it, what ever. Just why ask a foolish question when that answer is already written.

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2007-03-09 16:53:45 · answer #2 · answered by Dead Man Walking 4 · 0 0

Dunno wat Jesus would do, but u shoudn't jump to conclusions. just ask her why there's so much blood in the garbage. i think i know why. i doubt she's killed someone in the bathroom and managed to shove a whole body in a trashbin.

2007-03-09 16:53:01 · answer #3 · answered by Star Dust 2 · 1 0

In this case mind his own business.

2007-03-09 18:09:40 · answer #4 · answered by Angelz 5 · 0 0

He would forgive her, but still tell her that she had sinned and that she upset God.

2007-03-09 16:50:55 · answer #5 · answered by YouCannotKnowUnlessUAsk 6 · 1 0

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