So there was a blonde, a brunette and a redhead and they all worked at the same office job...
They all realized that everyday their female boss left early and never called to check on them or came back to work. So one day they all left after her.
The brunette went home and spent some extra time with her husband and kids
the redhead went home and poured herself a glass of wine and caught up on some reading...
the blonde went home, heard noises from her bedroom and found her boyfriend sleeping with her female boss...she quickly and quietly shut the door and left her house.
the next day the brunette and redhead said "We're leaving early again...that was so great having some extra time on our hands..."
they looked at the blonde who looked scared and confused.
They asked "Are you leaving early again today also??"
The Blonde replied "Absolutely not, are you crazy?? I almost got caught yesterday!!"
hahahahahahahaha....i'm blonde..and this is hysterical!
2007-03-09 08:36:00 · 19 answers · asked by Taken by a Texan 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that's the best part people..the fact that you have to think about it for a second...it's contradicts the idea of a blonde joke!!
2007-03-09 09:07:28 · update #1
THAT IS BLOODY BRILLIANT!!!!!!!!!!!! I too am blonde!!!!!
2007-03-09 08:53:30 · answer #1 · answered by littlekitty 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very funny. However the BEST blonde jokes must ALWAYS have the word "breathalizer" included.
2007-03-09 16:53:12 · answer #2 · answered by Toeless_Joe_Jackson 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL! I'm a blonde too (even though my avatar's hair is brown).. That was great :)
2007-03-09 16:45:54 · answer #3 · answered by ..rae..♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I loved the joke! Good and funny!
2007-03-09 16:53:02 · answer #4 · answered by Nancy M 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's good but not the best I've heard
2007-03-09 17:23:46 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I guess I am having a "blonde moment" because I don't get it
: )
2007-03-09 16:48:42 · answer #6 · answered by Mommy To Be in April 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
took me a minute, hahahahahahahaha
2007-03-09 16:56:04 · answer #7 · answered by kenmauiphoto 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny!!!!!!took me a minute though...just had a blonde moment!!!
2007-03-09 18:09:42 · answer #8 · answered by - H i m α ツ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha thats hilarious
2007-03-09 16:59:50 · answer #9 · answered by *MaNgO* 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. funny, but not the best one i've heard.
2007-03-09 17:13:01 · answer #10 · answered by monkisrockmisox 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it mademe smile- i didnt really understand at first, though
2007-03-09 17:02:31 · answer #11 · answered by Mrs. Narumi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋