An irishman was terribly overweight,so his doctor put him on a diet.
"I want you to eat regularly for 2 days,then skip a day,and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks.The next time i see you, you should have lost at least 5 pounds."
When the irishman returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 60 POUNDS!
"why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "did you follow my instructions?"
The irishman nodded..."I'll tell you though, by jaesuz, i t'aut i were going to drop dead dat 3rd day."
"From hunger, you mean?" asked the doctor.
"No", said the irishman."From all that fxckin skippin' !"
2007-03-09 08:29:32 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HAHAHA omg that was greattt
2007-03-09 09:11:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now all the ladies bar me were peeved by the white goods joke but i am from Northern Ireland and
I am lmao.
When are you doin stand up.
2007-03-09 19:25:30 · answer #2 · answered by madmum 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahhahahhahahahhuuuuuahhaahhahahhhahaha
2007-03-09 17:10:25 · answer #3 · answered by web 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaha.
Quite funny.
2007-03-09 17:49:22 · answer #4 · answered by dteacher1uk 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it lol
Good one thanx for the laugh xx
2007-03-09 16:33:08 · answer #5 · answered by xXx Orange Breezer xXx 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
That is a good joke for St.Patrick's Day.
2007-03-09 16:32:24 · answer #6 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
HaaaHaaahaaaa =). That's funny!
2007-03-09 16:34:31 · answer #7 · answered by Biohazardous 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
very cute i love it...us irish love to skip though..hahaha, you win a star
2007-03-09 16:35:03 · answer #8 · answered by strgazer9113 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
hahaha
2007-03-09 16:32:33 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
ha ha out load !!! yes very good
2007-03-09 16:37:18 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋