my friends all drive porches...
2007-03-09 08:27:43 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Did you work hard all your lifetime, no help from your friends?
2007-03-09 08:30:58 · answer #1 · answered by Sweetchild Danielle 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Maybe if he really liked you and you were in danger he would have you find a suitcase full of money right next to a dealership so you couild by the car and use it to get away form the bad guys.
2007-03-09 16:41:28 · answer #2 · answered by YouCannotKnowUnlessUAsk 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If your friends all drive porchs.....then you will get a proch too. Birds of a feather, flock together. Oh yeah!
2007-03-09 16:33:30 · answer #3 · answered by Presagio 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh man, this made me laugh, especially hatetheist's answer. LOLOL!!!
Some answers are dead serious, maybe they haven't heard this song.
You know, when I'm sick and hoarse, I do a really good Janis, especially this song when she sings, "Worked HORD all mah lifetime, no help from mah friends." Love it!
Oh Lord, won't you buy me a night on the town?
I'm countin' on you Lord, please don't let me down.
PROOVE that you love me, and buy the next round.
So Lord, won't you buy me a night on the town?
Love it love it!
2007-03-09 16:40:05 · answer #4 · answered by Dolores G. Llamas 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well apparently all that glitters is gold at the top of the stairway to heaven.
2007-03-09 16:34:36 · answer #5 · answered by Phoenix, Wise Guru 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll buy you a nice Lexus. I'll only ask one thing in return.
OK, two things : your soul, and that you take some grammar classes.
2007-03-09 16:53:26 · answer #6 · answered by SATAN 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God answers all prayers. It is just that sometimes the answer is "no".
If it is his will to give you one, you will. Otherwise, learn to be content with what you do have.
2007-03-09 16:30:34 · answer #7 · answered by Tim 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Lol, sure are A LOT of people who have no idea what this is about, a lot of them are real assinine jerks too.
2007-03-09 16:32:59 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
if u pray..have faith/maybe the LORD will give u a nice job where u can get paid well so u can buy ur "mercedes"
2007-03-09 16:30:02 · answer #9 · answered by Just_Me 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
No... He provides for your needs, not your wants! Your greatest need is His first priority... can you guess what that is? A relationship... to give you wisdom/understanding, so that with your free will can love Him back.
2007-03-09 16:32:53 · answer #10 · answered by DoorWay 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋