to all christians?

Question

i would like to sell my soul to satan how would i contact the dark lord? and what should i sell my soul for?

Answer 1

I can give you a case of beer for it.

Answer 2

A dusty Mississippi crossroads is where you kind find 'the great Satan his-self' -

There has been past success selling souls for the ability to play either the guitar, or fiddle - I don't think you could manage both however.

I'm a Christian, and I know because I heard both Everett and Tommy talking about it.

Answer 3

Sounds like it is already a done deal and without any money changing hands.

Why sell what has already been giving to him anyway. Satan isn't going to pay you for what he has already taken.

Are you a good person? What a question, most of us believe that we are good people because we can look around and find someone that is far worse than we are. We can always point to the things that we think make us a good person.

But how good are we really? Dare we take this test and look at ourselves and see if we really are good? Hmmm.

If you are willing try this and see just how good a person you are.

The Good Person Test.

How will you do? Pass or fail?


Have you ever told a lie?
Doesn't matter how big or small, just a lie.
What does that make you? Before answering think about this, if I told you a lie what would you call me? A liar?

Have you ever stolen anything? Cost doesn't matter, a piece of gum, failed to give back an ink pen that you borrowed, anything.
What does that make you?

Jesus said, "You know the saying of old, you shall not commit adultery but I say that if look at someone to lust after them you have committed adultery in your heart.
Have you ever lusted?

Jesus said that hate is equal to murder.
Have you ever hated anyone?

See one day we all are going to stand before a Holy God on Judgment Day and he is going to judge us based on His Holy Law, the Ten Commandments. These are just 4 of them and how did you do? Guilty? I have broken all of these and more, what about you? How well will you do on Judgment Day?

If we break just one point of God's Law we are guilty of breaking all the law and Gods Wrath abides upon us all. Based on God's Law we are all guilty and all are deserving of punishment. But there is an out for us.

Jesus paid the price for each one of us, took on himself God's Wrath so we wouldn't have to face it on our own. Jesus was beaten, battered, bleed and died so we wouldn't have to face God's Wrath. He rose again so that we would life in his presence. Our crimes, His payment.

The real question is where will you stand on Judgment Day. Pay yourself or have it paid for you. Think about it.

Answer 4

Oh don't you know? He's not interested in someone who's already given it away, he only goes after ones who wouldn't give it or sell it for all the money in the world.

Answer 5

He is already your master, obviously.

Repent of your sins, quick! Trust in the Lord! I pray that the Lord have mercy on you and save you from this life you lead. You know, Jesus gave His life to save it.

Answer 6

A one way ticket to a life long vacation to Hell, where its hot and fiery all year long with an average daily temperature of 10000000C. complete with comlimentary torture services.

Answer 7

im not christian but what i would do is just talk to him (like he were god) and then ask him for something (which you will never get, like praying)

sorry im a smart a**, and so are you (by looking at the question) :)

Answer 8

You'd be wasting your time. Obviously you don't read much. Comic books and paperbacks, right? T.V.? Hm. Thought so. It doesn't work that way. He always had you.

Answer 9

Is this question really improving the quality of
the debate? Is anybody really going to learn
anything?

Answer 10

Why sell something that u have already FREELY given away???

Answer 11

Try EBay. You can always fetch a good price on there.