Has he touched you with his noodly appendages recently? Has he filled your stomach with his delicious pasta? Can I get a Ramen? So come on give me some testimonials people lol.
2007-03-09 08:13:10 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
henri_juils-nobody is worshipping any false gods nor is anybody mocking the holy spirit.
2007-03-09 08:24:58 · update #1
I have drunk from the beer volcano and seen the glory that is the stripper factory.
My life is complete
RAmen
2007-03-09 08:17:23 · answer #1 · answered by rosbif 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
The flying Spaghetti monster was not boiled for my sins. I do not receive forgiveness by being washed in his sauce. He did not come back to life after being thrown down the garbage disposal and reappear in my cupboard on the 3rd day. I've touched plenty of noodles and never felt anything. I don't believe for one minute that he can fly unless he is thrown. And if he loves me so much, why do his carbs make me fat?
I'm sticking with the Christian God.
Amen
2007-03-09 08:25:46 · answer #2 · answered by out of the grey 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He topped his noodly appendage with a fine parmesan and a bottle of Merlot. I am blessed...
RAmen
2007-03-09 08:19:53 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The FSM has fulfilled the objective of my great hero:
< "But what's the end product?"
Emett's considered answer: "To bring the smallest smile to the eye of the beholder." >
(Time magazine, Monday, Nov. 01, 1976.
Now there's obscure, or at least esoteric.)
2007-03-09 08:27:19 · answer #4 · answered by Pedestal 42 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I feel his noodly appendages from time to time...and I like it!!
RAmen
2007-03-09 08:20:32 · answer #5 · answered by photogrl262000 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
His almighty lack of information has saved many that did no longer have self belief. merely his stupid call and the comparable type followers have shown many a thank you to no longer be. So I scoffingly say RAMEN. LOLOL God Bless
2016-12-14 14:58:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, all that sauce would taste rotten with no spaghetti under it! So, I wrapped the FSM around my fork and said ramen LOL!!!
2007-03-09 08:28:37 · answer #7 · answered by Char 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Larry said the flying spaghetti monsters went extinct three thousand nine hundred fifty-seven years ago next Thursday.
(Larry is gods first name.)
may Larry be with you.
2007-03-09 08:21:10 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, oh yes...
I cooked and ate pasta last night to worship.
Then I felt Him in my stomach once I accepted Him. I know that He is real.
Ramen !
2007-03-09 21:07:05 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He won't leave me alone keeps peeking in windows knocking on doors upstairs downstairs in his nightgown.
2007-03-09 08:19:15 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋