An individual was arrested at Heathrow Airport earlier today.
The man, later discovers to be a school teacher, was attempting to board a flight while in possession of a compass, a protractor and a scientific calculator.
Authorities believe that the man is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement.
He is being charged with carrying weapons of maths instruction.
On her way home, the motorist was surprised to be pulled over by a cardboard policeman.
“Do you realise just how fast you were driving madam?” the officer inquired.
“yes” replied the women. “I was going at 70 miles per hour, but this is a motorway.”
The cardboard policeman realised his mistake and apologised, saying he wasn’t cut out for the job.
2007-03-09 08:04:39 · 18 answers · asked by bengimog 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thanks bengy.
2007-03-09 08:07:26 · answer #1 · answered by lou b 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Both very good but the 1st on pips the 2nd one at the post.
2007-03-09 16:18:29 · answer #2 · answered by Honey 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love the first one
2007-03-09 16:07:56 · answer #3 · answered by untchble 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I read the first joke in the daily star this morning.The second one i have not heard before.
2007-03-09 16:43:37 · answer #4 · answered by taxed till i die,and then some. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The first time I have read jokes that I can repeat to my kids. Well done.
2007-03-09 16:07:44 · answer #5 · answered by Finbarr D 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm passing your first joke on to the algebra teacher at school. :)
2007-03-09 16:08:04 · answer #6 · answered by bibliophile31 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe in an hour or two I'll be tired enough for these! hehe!
2007-03-09 16:09:46 · answer #7 · answered by Cold Bird 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok !! truefully medioca 6/10
2007-03-09 16:09:14 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hee Hee. Lol.
VERY Good.
2007-03-09 17:53:48 · answer #9 · answered by dteacher1uk 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The first one wasn't bad but the second..... groan!
2007-03-09 16:07:57 · answer #10 · answered by The Weird One! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Much better than the last lot!!
2007-03-09 16:08:36 · answer #11 · answered by jeanimus 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋