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My wife is so FAT that she cant wash properly so she asked 4 my help last night and there was green slime in between her rolls. Why is this?

2007-03-09 07:41:08 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Food & Drink Other - Food & Drink

10 answers

I don't know and wouldn't like to learn either...
All I can think up is old scum - sorry man!

2007-03-09 07:45:31 · answer #1 · answered by puchymaria 2 · 0 1

Probably ear wax. Has she tried cleaning out her ears first? When the ears get so full of wax, it starts coming out other areas as a moss-color. Try hosing her down, or taking her through the car wash.

After the rolls it goes down between the toes.

2007-03-09 07:50:25 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Suggest you get social services on the job You can get one of those hospital hoist thingies, suspend her by her ankles once a week & give her a good scrub down with a yard broom. Or just stop feeding her. Or just stop being such a prat..

2007-03-09 09:32:45 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I think you need to help her more often, obviously she can't do a good job herself.
If this is tru, nto sure why it's under food and drink, but probably from sweat, a type of fungus or bacteria

2007-03-09 07:59:25 · answer #4 · answered by Mystee_Rain 5 · 0 0

Sounds to me like snot and bogies, if ur trying to save money by not washing her maybe u could make her a sandwich with it. yummmmmmeeeeeeeeeeey.

2007-03-09 07:50:23 · answer #5 · answered by LouLou 4 · 0 0

It can be many things, you might want to go to a doctor and find out. It could be a fungus!

2007-03-09 07:44:25 · answer #6 · answered by womaninthebiz 1 · 1 0

i think its time for a new wife

2007-03-09 07:52:28 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

It could be mold.

2007-03-10 17:18:47 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

...erm...maybe you should help her wash more often...

2007-03-09 07:46:51 · answer #9 · answered by Faith 5 · 1 1

that is disgusting.....must be mold......lol

2007-03-09 07:49:35 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

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