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2007-03-09 06:29:46 · 11 answers · asked by Quantrill 7 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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I smite bacteria with lysol.

I had to smite my dog this morning after I caught him laying on my bed.

I usually try to keep my smiting down to a minimum though.

2007-03-09 06:33:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

There is a parable that Jesus teaches about a servant who is found doing his work when the master comes and is rewarded.
but the other side of the parable is a servant that becomes wicked and smites other servants and the lord comes and gets angry. or something like that.
In real life i had become a christian and then i started drinking and one night i was drunk and picked a fight with a guest in our house. We took it outside, and while he clobbered me good in the temple i wrestled him to the ground and we began rolling in dog poop. I came to my senses and stopped the fight, i even gave him a pair of my pants while i washed our clothes.
but thats not the story. shortly after that I beheld a visitation of a spirit floating above the back steps, as if to fulfill the parable as I had become a wicked servant.

Yes i say I was once a child of darkness, and one day the light shined in on my soul, I loved the light more and became a child of God.

2007-03-10 12:07:44 · answer #2 · answered by Priestcalling 3 · 1 0

Yes, I've had the distinct pleasure of smiting several multi-billion dollar corporations for legal violations.

They were operating in such a dishonest, unlawful way, yet they never thought they'd get caught. It felt great.

2007-03-09 15:11:27 · answer #3 · answered by Suzanne: YPA 7 · 1 0

Someone once said an angry woman's prayer is a curse.

I never quite understood that until a friend of passed away suddenly. Someone who owed him a lot of money did the happy dance about not having to pay him. A little holy woman I know got so angry about it. Just days later, a car fell on that guy. He's a mechanic. He was hurt pretty bad.

2007-03-09 14:34:20 · answer #4 · answered by Max Marie, OFS 7 · 0 0

Yes. I've done my daily smiting already, and later I'll be doing some anointing.

2007-03-09 14:35:00 · answer #5 · answered by Samurai Jack 6 · 0 0

I killed a snapping turtle when I was 8 but I wouldn't call it smiting.

2007-03-09 14:32:47 · answer #6 · answered by millajovovichsboyfriend 4 · 0 0

Nop

2007-03-09 14:44:15 · answer #7 · answered by DBznut 4 · 0 0

~ In anger, I once smote the wall with my fist... the wall won... : (

~ I have been smitten with love... : )

~ I smite when smitten upon... : |

~ I've been.... smitten before... : \
~ But turned the other cheek... : /

2007-03-09 14:54:07 · answer #8 · answered by James N 4 · 0 0

I smote some lymphoma cells with 4Gy of radiation and chemo drugs this afternoon.


WOOHOOO!

2007-03-09 14:34:21 · answer #9 · answered by LabGrrl 7 · 2 0

Nope. I've been tempted though.

2007-03-09 14:33:58 · answer #10 · answered by Andrea 3 · 0 0

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