2007-03-09 05:39:27 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
God has not smited anyone for a very long time. I do not think he will start with penguins. Actually, there is to be no more smiting...I heard it on CNN.
The Skeptical Christian
Grace and Peace
Peg
2007-03-09 05:43:17 · answer #1 · answered by Dust in the Wind 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Smite=1: to strike sharply or heavily especially with the hand or an implement held in the hand
2 to kill or severely injure by smiting b: to attack or afflict suddenly and injuriously
God is in the business of reconciliation..not punishment.
Punishment is Satan's domain
2007-03-09 13:46:44 · answer #2 · answered by Eartha Q 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I know that you are making a joke but the sad part is that it will hurt. The Hurt will never end, never stop and never go away.
Jesus called it a place where the fire is never quenched and the worm never dies. Were there will be great wailing and gnashing of teeth.
So it is solely up to you where you go. Enjoy.
2007-03-09 13:48:31 · answer #3 · answered by Dead Man Walking 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Depends where he smites you. ;)
Just wear a cup, you'll be okay.
2007-03-09 13:42:47 · answer #4 · answered by kacey 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It will leave a few bruises, and a throat cancer, and maybe psychological problems, but that all heals after a while.
2007-03-09 13:54:41 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes.
2007-03-09 13:42:25 · answer #6 · answered by t a m i l 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes. UNLESS you're into s&m. In that case, it will feel like tickling and then he'll tell you compliments.
2007-03-09 13:42:16 · answer #7 · answered by Laptop Jesus 2.0 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, you hardly feel it. Just turn the other cheek and you won't even notice.
2007-03-09 13:48:37 · answer #8 · answered by dmlk2 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋