I call my fiancee' KFC, after asking several times why, I told her She started out with two juicy breasts and a couple of tender thighs and now all that's left is a greasy box. Will she be mad for long?
2007-03-09 05:37:59 · 41 answers · asked by SEAHAWK 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
c'mon ppl, it's friday and I'm bored at work, sheesh.
2007-03-09 05:42:45 · update #1
Elaine, now that's funny!
2007-03-09 05:46:23 · update #2
call me, thank you for getting it.
2007-03-09 05:51:54 · update #3
yo that sh1t was so fvcking funny i think i farted thats how hard i was laughing oh sh1t, fvck that shell get over it and if she dont at least you made everone on answers laugh or pissed off
2007-03-09 05:48:21 · answer #1 · answered by Call me Dick, Mr Head 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dude, are you serious? How would you feel if she called you Lean Cuisine - good taste but skimpy on the portion size?
She has a right to be mad - calling her KFC is just downright insulting based on how you defined it.
She's your fiancee - that means you should love her and respect her no matter how she changes from now throughout the entire life you are committing to in marriage.
If you want an out, she needs romance (and no more crude comments like this EVER AGAIN). You might think its funny as a guy, but these things are never funny for most girls.
Come home and ask her to get dressed up - you are taking her out. Take her to a nice restaurant that serves pasta (gives the impression that you love her no matter how she looks). As you get out of the car, go to the trunk and pull out either a single red rose (or preferably, her favorite flower) or a half-dozen or dozen (be willing to spend a bit more to get back in her good graces). When you give her the flowers, take her hand (preferably the one with "the ring" on it), kiss it, and APOLOGIZE - whole heartedly - and tell her that you love her, you want to spend the rest of your life with her, and that sometimes, as a guy, you don't realize how insensitive your comments might be. If you don't mean it, she'll know.
When you get back to the car, pull out a box of chocolates (or some sweet she likes) from the trunk and give it to her as an added gift - let it be something you can both enjoy together so that there is no separation created by what you said.
Next time, be more sensitive! And yes, I did find it funny - but no, I wouldn't find it funny if it was directed at me.
2007-03-09 06:11:10 · answer #2 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Doesn't matter how long she's mad. Depends on how much you like sleeping on the couch and doing your own laundry.
See, the brilliant thing about it is...we can all do WHATEVER we want, say WHATEVER we want. We just have to deal with the consequences as they come.
I told my man once that he was like a bicycle with no seat. It takes forever for him to get anywhere, and when he does...he can't fit through the door with that bike up your @ss. Why bother?
2007-03-09 05:43:14 · answer #3 · answered by DoubleD 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hawk i don't think you would have the guts to do something like that unless she was a good distance from a frying pan, or you had a construction helmet on. I don't know how smart you are. Preventative measures are always good in situations like these. ofcourse i'm laughing
2007-03-09 05:47:14 · answer #4 · answered by aphotic nostrum 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yea, I would think so. I know if my husband said something like that it would hurt my feelings a lot. It is not very nice. You need to apologize and not call her "KFC" anymore. Find a more appropriate pet name!
2007-03-09 05:40:48 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
...I'm not exactly going to call you a ladies man here. You DON'T say things like that to girls, we feel objectified by it. If you want to keep her as your fiancee' you better do some serious as$ kissing and make it up to her.
But for awhile, it'll just be you and your hand dude.
2007-03-09 05:43:08 · answer #6 · answered by toronto_leafs 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think that was really rude to say that to her, but give her a few days, or hours depends how long she usually stays mad at you, she will eventually come around. but if I were you I would apologized for calling her that, and learn from your mistakes. and dont do it again.
2007-03-09 05:41:01 · answer #7 · answered by misty blue 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not funny to make fun of your own girlfriend, but I suppose if she has a sense of humor and doesn't take it personally, she will get over it sooner than later.
2007-03-09 05:41:34 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, that was mean, plus you're to blame for the greasy box..right!
Sounds like you ruined her.
2007-03-09 05:43:48 · answer #9 · answered by Jamie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We all know that is why you still love her, such a nice greasy box. Have a good weekend.
2007-03-09 06:28:12 · answer #10 · answered by Quix 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋