The Flying Spaggetti Monster is all knowing and all vengefull. We must accept him as our lord in order to be allowed into the oven of righteosness after we die. Or else burn for all eternity in the frying pan of torture!
2007-03-09 05:25:00 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
People who taste from the bowl of the FSM and still reject her deserve nothing more than the hollowness of the macaroni of life.
2007-03-09 06:01:05 · answer #1 · answered by Fred 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get everyone to see the first believers, the great mighty pirates... for they must believe!!! The FSM!! He is real!! Oh great LORD!!
RAmen!
2007-03-09 13:30:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
By not being half-baked.
~ Eric Putkonen
2007-03-09 13:31:43 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Does he allow sin?
2007-03-09 15:14:40 · answer #4 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
can I get a side of guilt with that?
2007-03-09 13:32:09 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋