Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
2007-03-09 05:23:42 · 18 answers · asked by SEAHAWK 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
to all you observant ppl, yes I did answer my own question. Guess I'll take my ball and go home.
2007-03-09 05:29:00 · update #1
thanks Quix
2007-03-09 08:41:20 · update #2
Aw, come on Bud, its the only ball around. You have to stay, some of us will go crazy if we have to listen to these whiners. You provide the breath of smelly air and remind us all that farts really are funny.
2007-03-09 07:13:39 · answer #1 · answered by Quix 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because they have to cook for men and children all the time...Because they are busy cooking and not into the active lives like when before they got married. I use to dance all the time run the streets and then I got married and I became busy seeing after my husband not up in the club and when the babies came I gained some weight and having snacks in the house for hubby and babies can pile it on. Mostly our lives are not the same we are busy with everyone and everything to think about the things we used to like new clothes for ourselves or a new fit to wear to a concert.....Why cant you guys understand this? Rocking babies and not my bootie will pile on pounds, if we are not careful. It is stressful and that alone can cause weight gain. Sure I would love to go to the gym but who has time and who is going to keep the baby and tote her to the gym everytime..... Whew!
2007-03-09 05:55:48 · answer #2 · answered by tressroy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
who knows, maybe you ought to ask her. some women are content with being pleasantly plum because they have got their man. maybe she is having some problems and needs your advice on the matter. it is not uncommon for couples to fall out of love because of lack of attraction, if you really want to salvage your marriage and sincerely care , maybe you should consider a couples workout once or twice a week, the time together may bring you closer and make your sex life better than it was before. i think the best thing to do right now is to let her know it is bothering you, and be supportive.
2007-03-09 19:45:56 · answer #3 · answered by michael 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I try sooo hard to stay exactly like I am. It don't matter what he likes. I have to look at myself in the mirror everyday. I'm pretty vain I guess.
I guess some ladies just look at themselves in the fridge door reflection. Which I'm guessing is a little deceiving.
2007-03-09 05:37:10 · answer #4 · answered by DoubleD 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha! Then you have answered your own question. However, you are generalising. I weigh no more now than I did when I got married, and have been married 11 years and have 2 kids.
2007-03-09 05:27:52 · answer #5 · answered by AsianPersuasion :) 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
we have to cook every night for you. if our hubbies would get off the couch and take us dancing instead of to taco bell we would be in better shape. bye the way ive been married for 8 years and must be in good shape because men and women hit on me all the time after 2 kids.
2007-03-09 05:30:33 · answer #6 · answered by iwill 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The married ones don't try to look good anymore because they have already snagged their man. Better watch out though! Men will wander (most of them anyway) when they can't get what they want/need at home!
2007-03-09 05:28:58 · answer #7 · answered by bernadette 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You get those balls of yours back here, no going home for you yet.
What about the woman who sees whats in the fridge then takes it to bed with her? ;)
2007-03-09 06:18:21 · answer #8 · answered by brazenone 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because they're bigger around. Single women measure their waists in circumference, married women in diameter, like three feet in diameter
Country people measure their ladies width. Example, two axe-handles wide across the butt.
2007-03-09 05:34:29 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its more when your single you just kind of eat to fill the void. When your married you cook more and usually tend to eat everytime your counterpart does with no extra activity, that tends to add onto the waist.
2007-03-09 05:29:01 · answer #10 · answered by michele_zanella 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋