What should we do, as Pastafarians, to put an end to discrimination against our lord, the almighty Flying Spaggetti Monster? Why do Christians seem to view their beliefs as more rational than ours? Huzzah for the FSM!
Ramen.
2007-03-09 05:16:01 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
We should impose crazy rules on our followers. That will get things cooking.
2007-03-09 07:16:23 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I checked out you bio...I too have been tempted to worship the beautiful Johnny Depp, but my heart longs to convert to Pastaferianism. I am not too sure about these complex multi-faith mergers. I don't want to get confused or create any jealousies! You know how that can end up!
We will have a ceremonial feast acknowledging the Deity Fettuccine this very night. The sauce will be hot and an ample offering of butter will be made.
Would white candles be appropriate? I would light incense but I think that the aromatic nature of the ceremony might be impaired. Don't you agree?
I think we should go political! Have heard of the Federal Rhinoceros Party in Canada? We can do it!
I hear you sister, you say why do the infidels take their beliefs 'MORE' seriously than ours. You seek to cultivate a spirit of equinimity, of live and let live! Bravo!
Peace without indigestion!
What a fabulous burst of creativity...I am having such a good laugh! You guys are brilliant!? The Rhinoceros Party is a real federal party joking aside. We Canadians take our humour very seriously!
Add salade!
Ramen!
Peace of cheese...
To some of the very serious Christians that made comment on here, it might do you some good to learn to laugh at yourselves. It's good for the soul.
I am a deeply spiritual person and honour all that is sacred but I pass this on to you. A friend of mine layed it out the other day" when you pray, send a good joke to the Creator." The Creator has a sense of humour too! I would add it would probably be a relief to hear something other than our worries and wining.
I love aetheists and agnostics. They are thinking people! I have a deep respect for them. Most of what they say I completly agree with. I also acknowlege that they may be right.
Reality is slippery and subjective in many respects. I to think for myself.
2007-03-09 14:30:18 · answer #2 · answered by Jamie 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
We Pastafarians are a greatly misunderstood religious group. Those who cannot begin to comprehend how the respected gods, Spaghetti and Fettuccine organize and determine our fate are doomed to rot in the hell of antipasto.
I think we need to get our fellow Pastafarians elected to high office and then we need to demand that Pastafarian beliefs be taught in our schools. There is no better way to develop a belief system than to attack the children with that system and indoctrinate them when they are young.
2007-03-09 13:28:39 · answer #3 · answered by AZ123 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You ask for a serious answer but list the Flying Spaggetti Monster?! Interesting and childish.
Why do Flying Speggetti Monster believers seem to view their beliefs as more rational than ours? back at ya
2007-03-09 13:21:02 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Ramen! Praise the lord and spread his yummy good meatiness with garlic bread, he will show himself when the time is right, until then, no image of our great lord shall be shown.
12:08 The Garlic Image
"For those who show an image of my saucy and meaty goodness will surely be smite down, and damned for eternity to the Great Kitchen Hell!! Those who feel necessary to not use cheese as a replacement image as my own good self, shall not be smite, but turned into unmade pasta in the Fiery Stove in The Greta Kitchen Hell. No image of my greatness shall be shown... "
And the 8 Ingredient:
"No image of his great lord shall be shown. For this image will surely look like a sign trying to sell Spaghetti... "
And the 5 Ingredient:
"No one person or group should hate though self or thou lord's yummy goodness, but any hate thyself is given will not be noted, therefore it does not exist in my meaty eyes."
2007-03-09 13:24:29 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because Christianity has power, history, fulfilled prophesies and miracles, archaeological proof and the inspired word of God the Bible to back it up. We even count our calandar years since Christ on earth who most people accept lived.
Your Pastafarian religion only have your word for it as doesn't do anything.
2007-03-09 13:28:19 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I saw the FSM on Aeon Flux last night. Unfortunately, she blew him up for no good reason. Talk about persecution!
2007-03-09 13:24:30 · answer #7 · answered by NONAME 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I dunno. Those noodley tendrils move in mighty mysterious and unpredictable ways. I could never be sure if I was speaking truth or heresy. (I can't even tell if Spaghetti-Os are a sacrament or an abomination.)
FSM can take care of itself. We need to protect ourselves. I suggest we take a page from the enemy's book, stick our fingers in our ears, and go: "La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la..." (Perhaps for a more intellectual approach, you could loudly recite the recipe of the 23rd Sauce.)
2007-03-09 13:26:55 · answer #8 · answered by skepsis 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe, if we could get classes on Pastafarianism to be taught in schools, they'd take us more seriously.
2007-03-09 13:21:51 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Pass out free pamesean cheese
2007-03-09 13:18:43 · answer #10 · answered by uncle J 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋