I Believe in my lord, The FSM... But, I sinned!! Last night... *Gulp!* I ate choclate with my spaghetti and didn't use cheese, I sinned!! What verse do you recommend with help his meatiness forgive me?
2007-03-09 05:12:06 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
For any who didn't know... Hungry Monsterenoneinsusness is also known as Flying Spaghetti Monsterism, and Pastafarianism...
2007-03-09 05:14:14 · update #1
You need re-penne-tance. Don't torture-linni yourself about it.
2007-03-09 05:15:44 · answer #1 · answered by Dharma Nature 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You need to whip up a batch of Marinara sauce as quickly as possible. The FSM has already forgiven you, but I don't feel like cooking tonight, so I'll pop around later.
2007-03-09 13:19:21 · answer #2 · answered by Anthony Stark 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Blasphemy! How DARE you disrespect our almighty lord! You must confess your sins and pray for forgiveness. His Monsterenoneinsusnessis is all knowing, he is watching, and knows you have betrayed him. You must repent your sinfull acts in order to be accepted into the oven of rigteousness.
2007-03-09 13:19:41 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Say 3 Hail Ronzonis, 2 Our Butonis and one Barillas.
Go in pizza, my son
2007-03-09 13:16:22 · answer #4 · answered by nycguy10002 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hukamania 22:13 "Thou shalt pray unto the Lord after any spaghetti incident, and if thou art true in your heart, he will forgiveth thee."
2007-03-09 13:15:28 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ah, don't freak out, The Noodly Master is an easy going Pasta Master. He won't smite thee.
2007-03-09 13:14:10 · answer #6 · answered by ZER0 C00L ••AM••VT•• 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Pretty bird! Yes! Your just a pretty pretty bird!
2007-03-09 13:15:22 · answer #7 · answered by Ignorant Guy. 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
perhaps a donation to the church and a few random acts of "penne-ance...?" :-)
2007-03-09 13:16:47 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
um, eat more chocolate!
2007-03-09 13:14:59 · answer #9 · answered by deepti 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sleep with him
2007-03-09 13:14:34 · answer #10 · answered by Loathing 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋