What is the definition of an egg in an egg cup ?
Kojack sitting on the toilet
2007-03-09 04:26:50 · 8 answers · asked by carl.roper2007 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
knock knock
whos there?
nobel
nobel who?
no bell why u thank i knocked
LOL
2007-03-09 04:30:52 · answer #1 · answered by Derr 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm not sure what the first one I heard was, but there is video evidence of me a little 4 year old boy telling my grandmother my first joke...
Why does peter pan fly.....
If you got hit in the peter by a pan you'd fly to!
2007-03-09 04:57:29 · answer #2 · answered by kc 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The first joke I ever heard occurred in the Hospital when I was born.
I was in my mom's arm's when Bradford walked in and my Mom exclaimed " You see Brad Honey, he looks just like you!"
Brad was light-skinned, red haired with freckles and I was darker than charcoal.
2007-03-09 06:02:44 · answer #3 · answered by Ronatnyu 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How do you hide an elephant in a box of smarties?
You paint its toenails red, yellow,blue, brown and orange.
What is black, white and purple?
A nun/penguin who fell down the stairs.
It was about 51 years ago so forgive me if I messed it up a bit!
2007-03-09 04:35:47 · answer #4 · answered by Noor al Haqiqa 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Icant remember the first joke tht i ever heard becoz it was about 16 yrs ago
2007-03-09 04:31:33 · answer #5 · answered by dang_terr 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
father and son was talking,and wind blows then door knock by air.The father said to son see who is ther on the door,the son goes and see thath there was body.The boy say to his father that there is nobody.....The father says nobody iam coming
2007-03-09 04:46:42 · answer #6 · answered by parvez d 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven eight nine.
2007-03-09 04:54:33 · answer #7 · answered by Veruca Salt 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
uh....i think it was why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side
2007-03-09 09:27:13 · answer #8 · answered by monkisrockmisox 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋